Gary, gear up to wear your rip-stop earmuffs. Puff a pipe and peel a muffin whilst we procure—huffin’—this poor puffin, roughed up by a tussle on the shores of Lake Curmudgeon, and bludgeoned by a sturgeon.

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

Gary, gear up to wear your rip-stop earmuffs. Puff a pipe and peel a muffin whilst we procure—huffin’—this poor puffin, roughed up by a tussle on the shores of Lake Curmudgeon, and bludgeoned by a sturgeon.