10,000 BC (2008)

[danoooneill 6]

This would definitely be one of those "go see this before you listen, it's worth it" situations. This movie is outgoddamnrageous. 8% on Rotten Tomatoes.

 

I don't think you can fully understand how completely bonkers this movie is unless you read the "goofs" page on IMDB; I'm talking anachronisms up to and including 11,500 years off, geographical errors, factual errors, you name it.

 

I trust you guys will do the right thing... i'll leave you with a quote, also from IMDB:

 

D'Leh: [in the pit, after deciding to not kill the Saber-tooth] Do not eat me when I save your life!

[sillstaw 414]

I'm not sure this would work. Everything I've heard about it makes sound like it's just too boring to be any fun to talk about.

 

A shame, because any movie with killer ostriches or sabertooth tigers being used to build the pyramids sounds like it has to be amazing. And yet...

 

Also, I think Foywonder put it best about the countless errors in these movies: "Science is to Roland Emmerich's typing fingers what Tina Turner is to Ike Turner's fists."

[danoooneill 6]

Didja see it? I saw it. It was crazytown. Fun for the whole family.

[CorneliusDonley 1]

The movie ends with corn kernels being passed along in Mesopotamia.

[KimberlyRudd 1]

I have never laughed harder in a movie. Did you know you can escape dino-birds by climbing a tree? That's right - they forget that they can fly! This movie needs to be done!

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

The movie ends with corn kernels being passed along in Mesopotamia.

And by "corn kernels being passed", he means "a shit being taken". By Roland Emmerich, on our eyes. Zing.

[Johnny Unusual 525]

I personally think this one is a little too dull, but maybe that's just me. Here's the trailer.

 

[seanotron 2307]

I saw it, and it was crazy boring. It should have beeen OTT funbad, but somehow it wasn't.

[CommentsFromMyPocket 53]

I'd love to see an episode on 10,000 BC.

 

This movie really jump started my love affair with terrible films. It's pure brilliance from Roland Emmerich. Terrible acting, stilted dialogue, pseudo-proto-english, prophesies, and the most diverse ecosystems per square mile possible.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443649/

[CommentsFromMyPocket 53]

I have never laughed harder in a movie. Did you know you can escape dino-birds by climbing a tree? That's right - they forget that they can fly! This movie needs to be done!

 

My favorite part is after they track the slave-traders through mountains, rainforest, and savannah they see them board ships on a river. Their reaction? "We lost them!"....It's a fucking river!

[Kream15 11]

From the director of Godzilla (1998) and Independence Day 2. This movie was nuts. Saw it when I was in highschool. For some reason the biggest complaint at my school was how the girl has perfect makeup before make up was invented and how everyone's too attractive.