Used to be you could cry in a porn theater without being bothered. Nowadays, it's all "Are you OK, Sir," "Do you need anything, Sir," "Sir, this is a WhirlyBall™ court."

[Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly 66]

Used to be you could cry in a porn theater without being bothered.  Nowadays, it's all "Are you OK, Sir," "Do you need anything, Sir," "Sir, this is a WhirlyBall™ court."