“Butts are for pooping, / Boobs are for drooping, / And sex is for having more kids.” // “If that were the case,” / Said the rake to the chaste, / “It’d be hard to find such great porn vids.”

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

“Butts are for pooping,
Boobs are for drooping,
And sex is for having more kids.”

“If that were the case,”
Said the rake to the chaste,
“It’d be hard to find such great porn vids.”