Crap me once, shame on you; crap me twice, I'm covered in poo.

[Call Waiting for Godot 169]

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

Crap me thrice… Can we get some new dice?

[Call Waiting for Godot 169]

Ah ha, so you've played this game before?!

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

I played it last time I was crapped times four!

[Call Waiting for Godot 169]

the impossibly rare quadruplepoople! that's why you're the master!

[Brushingy Tweth 2]

When you poop five it's a disaster

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

If’n you poop six, it’s hard to find a fix.

[Call Waiting for Godot 169]

But what about seven?

[Brushingy Tweth 2]

Your poops become a weapon and...you poop a 9/11.