Why are penises different lengths? It’s natures way of telling you what a healthy serving of onion rings is. However many onion rings you can fit on your penis, that’s how many you should eat a day.

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Why are penises different lengths?  It’s natures way of telling you what a healthy serving of onion rings is.  However many onion rings you can fit on your penis, that’s how many you should eat a day.