Don't touch that! It's not called Your Little Pony, now is it?

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A horse is a horse of course of course

And no one can talk to a horse of course

That is of course unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed

 

Go right to the source and ask the horse

He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse

He's always on a steady course

Talk to Mr. Ed

 

People yakity yak a streak and waste your time of day

But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say

 

A horse is a horse of course of course

And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse

You never heard of a talking horse?

 

Well listen to this

 

I am Mister Ed