The Lair of The White Worm (1988)

[EvanWalsh 0]

Lair of the White Worm must be your next movie it has everything you need wieners being bit off, weaponized bag pipes, the worst acting ever and to top it all on jesus on the cross being bite by a penis monster.

 

We will show this movie at my Wedding.

[nateslice 13]

I just remembered this movie today, and I have to second the recommendation. It's a bad but fun horror movie based on a Bram Stoker novel that isn't Dracula.

 

Also, Amanda Donohoe (who you might remember from L.A. Law) spends most of her screen time either in a distinctive and cool outfit or naked. I think this detail alone would make it appeal to June for the fashions, to Jason for the nudity, and to Paul for both.

[KateJones 0]

I third this. This movie is next level demented screaming nonsense and it has Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi (the latter trying harder than the former to take the proceedings seriously).

[jarrycanada 2483]

I love this movie, it's really just a low budget b-movie/ Cult film. like the highlander.

 

There are some great one liners in that film that I can't say with out upsetting the Margaret's of the world.

[JasonHershey 2]

I need to rewatch this I remember liking it.

[Tennerican 1]

Hugh Grant. And a vampire temptress. Story derived from a Bram Stoker novel. Movie hilariously awful!