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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Are you a can-of-corn or a can’t-of-corn?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 237 views

  2. I pee everywhere all the time

    By Ben Kittrell,
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    • 145 views

  3. Down Low? Too Slow. Down streamy, too creamy!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 265 views

  4. Having a hawk for an eye hardly seems like a superpower.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 278 views

  5. I'm Catholic but I'm not trying to ram it down anyone's throat, I mean, I'm not a priest.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 251 views

  6. Me and Trenchy Lundgren scoopin’ eyeballs down at Bernie’s Gulch

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 234 views

  7. More like snake it ‘til you break it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 261 views

  8. Were the sea shells she sold dropped on a foreign country?

    By Extra Medium Shirt,
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  9. Take from the dresser of deal, lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet on which she embroidered fantails once and spread it so as to cover her face.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 297 views

  10. They call me Jimmy One Time because I say everything once. I'm gonna go get the papers.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 257 views

  11. Three Dumb Mice. Threedom Mice. See how they talk. See how they make me feel better about not remembering to whom I’ve told stories and when and is this a dream?

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  12. When Bruce Wayne is in the Bat-Plane where does he drain the main vein?

    By LilButtJabrone,
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  13. I ate Chinese with lil John until he choked on a lil wanton

    By LilButtJabrone,
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  14. It ain’t a treat lest it’s straight from the TEAT

    By LilButtJabrone,
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  15. You're preaching to the choir singing to the worshipper trying to stay awake

    By FlapJackNicholson,
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  16. I'm not being unfair only leaving one square...you could use that square to pat a post pissy pussy

    By TheHairyDairyAreola,
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    • 350 views

  17. "You heard the fire alarm? I hardly know 'er alarm!"

    By SirDancelot,
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    • 366 views

  18. No, for the last time, I'm not interested in looking at your mole, Grandpa.

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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    • 349 views

  19. You Can't Cut The Mustard With Your Bowels All Flustered

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  20. Tit for tat? I prefer butt for bats.

    By TheGreatAndPowerfulKoz,
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    • 157 views

  21. Can I call you Strange Betty? You can call me Al. Weird Al.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Hello Cleveland!...Association of Fundraising Professionals!

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  23. Whad Up Scum Nerds!

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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    • 330 views

  24. I walk a lonely road, the only one where Billy Joe gets sad about old people mistaking him for Billy Joel.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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    • 239 views

  25. Oh maize, thou glorious golden nugget of nutritious deliciousness, bestow thy corny mercy upon this thy mealy podcast. Ramen.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 213 views
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