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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey!.... don't touch that.

    By CocaineBuffet,
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    • 352 views

  2. Rectum? Damn near the anus!

    By VohnJarga,
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    • 213 views

  3. You know what they say. Using scissors for a circumcision is a crazy idea. So crazy, it might just work.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  4. Haters will say it’s fake but fatties will say it’s cake!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 253 views

  5. Did I ever tell you about the time I got beat up by the school janitor? He really mopped the floor with me!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 239 views

  6. Do you know why Dennis was a Menace? He smoked the Devil’s Lettuce!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  7. If you don’t think the Thong Song by Sisqo is the best song of our generation then you’re wrong wr-wrong wrong wrong!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  8. You can catch me in N’awlins brawling with Phil Collins!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  9. Captain, you're one hell of a lover, but we need to accept that your Vitamin Seamen may never cure my scurvy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 288 views

  10. Good thing you can’t smell this podcast because today’s episode is a real stinker!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 248 views

  11. She shoots she scorps!

    By SeeMomImNotAFailure,
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    • 177 views

  12. Running at night is how I met my stalker and now I'm not alone so deal with it.

    By SeeMomImNotAFailure,
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    • 149 views

  13. Karen, the raisins from your potato salad are stuck in my teeth.

    By SeeMomImNotAFailure,
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  14. I'm sorry, I didn't know someone was in there.

    By SeeMomImNotAFailure,
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    • 156 views

  15. There's more than one way to skin a cat, but only one way to make love to one.

    By SeeMomImNotAFailure,
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    • 156 views

  16. Make sure you pack a juice box, it's gonna be a long day at your mom's funeral.

    By SeeMomImNotAFailure,
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    • 175 views

  17. Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. Hey, a guy can dream.

    By SeeMomImNotAFailure,
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    • 161 views

  18. Livingston you got a lot to say, but you don't ever care about how I feel.

    By SeeMomImNotAFailure,
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    • 158 views

  19. Put the chicken in the corn, so the corn can grow, geez Mama.

    By SeeMomImNotAFailure,
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    • 190 views

  20. If you lived here, you’d be family because this is an Olive Garden

    By ButterButt,
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  21. ‪I’ve been walking around town all day with two puppies strapped to my feet and let me tell you, my dogs are barking!‬

    By El Chico Malo,
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  22. I'm so white that every time I get off of a boat I think I've found a new route to India

    By HookedOnColonics,
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    • 210 views

  23. Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my pussy and my crack

    By ButterButt,
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  24. As they say in my favorite movie Carol, “Hi I’m Carol”

    By ButterButt,
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    • 168 views

  25. You can’t bring a knife to a gunfight, but you can bring your wife to a bum fight

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 289 views
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