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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. nice programming, dick monkeys!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. now who's the churlish fuck monster?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. know a man pay top dollar for the hole-rakings of a lady like that

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. maybe the corn guy died. you never know!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Humor is the lesser of two Evel Knievel personality traits, right behind courage & big hairy balls.

    By greazey_bob,   
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  6. im getting a back tattoo of duncan trussell drawing god 69ing the devil to go with my job as commissar for night cloaks at the comedy store

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. The phrase fair and square is offensive. What about circles and carnivals, do their rights not matter?

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  8. Better to have an ace in the hole than a hole in your ace. Everybody's font of those and they all stink

    By BenWintermute,
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  9. Jurassic Park was in the jungle, right? Now that's what I call a real: 'steam' park!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. I treasure the pleasure of taking your measure.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. When I asked the party planners what flavours Donkey Punch came in, they left immediately.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. Please, just call me Jon. Mr. Snow is my father's...actually never mind, you can call me Mr. Snow.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. If you booed the snood of this rude tude dude you best be shooed for tis of violence I allude

    By Smozi,
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  14. let's all go to the potty and get ourselves a treat

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Attention ladies: yes, the rumors are true - Microsoft is buying LinkedIn for $26 billion in cash, a 50% premium on current share prices!

    By Smozi,
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  16. the poop falls out my butt. it's made from poopy stuff. don't frown - it's brown; both ends are round: I cannot praise poop enough.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. My wife is pregnant and I gotta admit, I'm hoping for somebody who self-identifies as a boy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. I'm a big Dire Straits fan, love the new flyer for Space Jam, but right now I got a bad case of the diarrhea shakes man!

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. What's up, hot hog?

    By Smozi,
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  20. how's about some milk of the floppy, eh Daenerys?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. If you can't take The Heat then get out of this Sandra Bullock movie marathon because that's what we're currently playing.

    By OliviaG,
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  22. A mushroom in my bedroom, a morel in my hotel, and a truffle in my duffle. I guess you'd call me a fun ... person.

    By EricWeaver,
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  23. You sold your feet to buy me sunglasses? But I sold my eyeballs to buy you roller skates! A classic O'Henry sitch!

    By EricWeaver,
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  24. Elvis Costello was a hero to most but he never meant shit to Nieve.

    By EricWeaver,
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  25. I knew You Don't Know Jack. You Don't Know Jack was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no You Don't Know Jack.

    By EricWeaver,
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