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#1 IDisrobe

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:08 PM

Orange Crush. Double the calories and sugar with none of the real fruit flavor...Orange Crush.

#2 IDisrobe

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:12 PM

7-11. Where angry foreigners tell you "No!"... 7-11

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:18 PM

Your Local Hospital. Need an aspirin? That'll be $21.35. Proudly Gouging patients since 1953. Come see us soon at Your Local Hospital. *uninsured: Cash Only. Prepay at window.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:28 PM

You Local Surgery Center. Looking to stop that nasty oxygen habit you acquired at birth? Come see us and pick up a free antibiotic resistant infection at no extra charge. Come on baby, Don't Fear the Reaper at your local surgery center today!

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 08:56 PM

Cigarettes! "It's like lighting a fuse to a cool bomb!"

Waffle House! "It's arguably food for arguably people!"

Adamantium! "It gets under your skin!"

Satanist Outfitters! "You'll Look Damned Fine!"

Easter! "Making it acceptable to eat $4 worth of peanut butter in one sitting."

TruTV! "We've got everything you don't want to watch!"


"No. No, he was not all right. He set his genitals on fire."

Web Content Manager, FANGORIA Magazine. @movieguyiguess

#6 IDisrobe

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:28 AM

White Castle...when gastroenteritis sounds interesting, experience it at White Castle!

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:38 AM

SHIRT WOOT.com! ShirtWoot.com: Because other than facebook, & tumblr, how are all of your friends going to know you really like Doctor Who AND Legend of Zelda AND Star Wars? SHIRTWOOT.com!

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:39 AM

POPEYE'S CHICKEN! Popeye's Chicken: For when you want a top to bottom enema that tastes great, and comes with cajun fries! Popeye's Chicken!

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:55 PM

EMERALD TROPHY SHOPS! Emerald Trophy Shops: We're Number 1! This Trophy SAYS SO! Emerald Trophy Shops!

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 08:20 PM

VISTA PRINT! Vista Print: For when you want to have a piece of cardboard with your name and a swear word on it that lets you try to win free lunches! VISTA PRINT!

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 08:26 PM

Mr. Pibb. If you were wondering what Dr. Pepper would taste like if it only had a GED, try Mr. Pibb.

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:34 PM

Top Ramen. When crushing depression makes you give up on life...cater your suicide with Top Ramen.

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:56 PM

the blue waffle gentleman's club,
because any girl is better than no girl.
the blue waffle gentleman's club

and by the homeless,
here to remind you that it can still get worse
the homeless

and by the pawn shop,
weather you need a $5.00 tv or you want to sell a stolen playstation one
the pawn shop

#14 StevoDoccerson

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:39 PM

BURN NOTICE on USA! When there's nothing else to watch when you're at a laundromat, watch BURN NOTICE!
"Hey look it's Bruce Campbell!"

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 09:37 PM

FACEBOOK! When you want to connect with your small town friends and talk about how they are addicted to meth, Facebook"

Also brought by BUTTERFLY YOYO'S, because you thought they were cool, Butterfly yoyo's.

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 03:45 AM

BEEF O'BRADY'S! BEEF O'BRADY'S! Where Stepdads are made! BEEF O'BRADY'S "We're going to try to stop calling him 'Uncle Jeff' and start calling him Dad now, okay guys?" BEEF O'BRADY'S! "Stop Crying!"

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Posted 19 May 2013 - 04:03 AM

KFC!
"Oh you ate the bones! Hahahaha"

"....that's not funny."

"It's from the new commercial! 'You ate the bones' you know? Hahaha"

"Dude, my dog died last week after choking on a chicken bone lodged in his throat."

"............."

KFC!

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 11:41 AM

... Whole Foods Market. Want to buy a Fuji Apple, some string cheese and a sandwich at the deli? Sell some plasma and you'll have it, Whole Foods Market!

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:33 PM

RED ROBIN!

RED ROBIN! Come for the bottomless steak fries, stay for the awkward first dates!
(based on an actual first date I saw at the table next to me)
Gal "Would it be weird if I got another burger? Like if I ordered again?"
Guy ".....uh, Sure?"
Gal "Yeah, hi, can I get another of the same? And some more ranch & ketchup, please? Thanks!"
Guy "...I'll have another root beer, please."
RED ROBIN! YUM!

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 02:25 PM

I can't stop laughing at that Steve. So wonderful in so many ways. I'm pretty thick and I could never do a second meal at RR. Also - why did she get the same thing again? I'm mind boggled!

In an effort to contribute to this topic, not just comment on other contributions:

Belvita - when you're fat enough to be OK with cookies for breakfast, but ashamed enough to justify it to your family and friends, try Belvita!