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Back when you did Zardoz you asked for worst Vanity projects, here's my list...

 

Heavens Gate

Shanghai Express

The Razor's Edge

One From The Heart

Cleopatra (1963)

Under the Cherry Moon

Beyond the Sea

Caligula

Cool As Ice

Cutthroat Island

Falling From Grace

Give My Regards to Broad Street

Magical Mystery Tour

Harlem Nights

Lady In the Water

The Mirror has Two Faces

Swept Away

The Hobbit

 

Can you guys think of any others?

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By the Sea

After Earth (literally had the Smith family all over the credits)

Lady in the Water (because M. Night made himself the inspiration for the next great leader of the free world)

And I'm going to count this as a vanity project because the director put his daughter in a major role and decided the mob should fight the Vatican, Godfather part 3.

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Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. The opening compares him to Gandhi, Mother Teresa, and Martin Luther King Jr. And it goes up from there!

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Son of God produced by and staring Roma Downey as Mary, co-produced by her husband Mark Burnett.

That's also a double dip! It was a re-edited version of the Jesus parts from their Bible TV mini series!

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Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. The opening compares him to Gandhi, Mother Teresa, and Martin Luther King Jr. And it goes up from there!

 

Michael Jackson and Gandhi have way more in common than most people realize. Which is to say: they had the exact same creepy proclivity for sleeping with children BUT TOTALLY NOT IN THAT WAY, GUYS, GEEZ.

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