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Survivor Season 33: MEGATHREAD

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My favorite part is Hannah frantically trying to assure Michaela she didn't engineer the blindside. Like, Hannah, does anyone here really believe you could pull off a blindside without being uncontrollably fidgety and giggly the entire day leading up to it?

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I really shouldn't have picked people who were destined to be voted out.

 

 

I'm beginning to rethink my whole team now.

 

Except for David. He's a king.

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Sorry I'm late to posting this! I say....Hannah goes home tonight? Sure

 

Week 7 Leaderboard

 

1) RonnieHog - 433 (-)

 

2) Joe McGurl - 401 (-)

 

3) Chefzki - 396 (-)

 

4) MarshallMellow- 373 (-)

 

5) Asteck - 362 (-)

 

6) Fabio - 361 (-)

 

7) RanRan - 350 (-)

 

8) DannyBoy - 329 (-)

 

9) JackJohnson - 312 (-)

 

10) Greggy - 295 (-)

 

11) MarcusIrving - 281 (-)

 

12) Peanuts - 262 (-)

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Week 8 Leaderboard

 

1) RonnieHog - 511 (-)

 

2) Joe McGurl - 487 (-)

 

3) Chefzki - 472 (-)

 

4) Asteck - 457 (+1 spot)

 

5) MarshallMellow - 447 (-1 spot)

 

6) RanRan - 420 (+1 spot)

 

7) JackJohnson- 415 (+2 spots)

 

8) Fabio - 412 (-2 spots)

 

9) Danny Boy - 409 (-1 spot)

 

10) MarcusIrving - 358 (+1 spot)

 

11) Greggy - 344 (-1 spot)

 

12) Peanuts - 306 (-)

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‣ oh i was going to say i thought it was hannah but then i remember they said it was merge this week, so who knows. i guess i may as well stick with hannah

‣ “hey, hey look!” - zeke’s amazingly real-sounding line read

‣ wonder who will be the one to sneaky-sly find an idol in a napkin

‣ interesting twist

‣ #SURVIVORFIRST

‣ wow taylor actually is really good at mason jars, he knows how putting stuff in them works

‣ oh yes good idea telling taylor about your advantage adam. very savvy

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‣ i’ve seen people medivac’ed out, favorites blindsided, people in anguish for missing loved one visits, but i think this may be the saddest moment in survivor history

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‣ i actually can do this too bird. i just dont want to right now. dont be so cocky

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‣ this guy is incredibly unsettling to me

‣ well at least they made the whitest man in the world adam be the black bucket guy instead of…oh wait its all white people

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‣ wow sunday you really BLUE it ahahahahhahaaahahahhahaaaaa lmfao hahahaaha

‣ hannah was very cute there, i like that

‣ surprising that out of all these people whose families said they could do anything only one guy was able to get the immunity. very let down by everyone but will’s family

‣ rip michelle. i got distracted during some of that politicking so i missed the reason she left but oh well

‣ PRO ep, very so-so

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GREGGY out of GREGGY review. Really said what I was thinking, if your name was Mason I would 100% jjar you,

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Week 9 Leaderboard

 

1) RonnieHog - 545 (-)

 

2) Joe McGurl - 525 (-)

 

3) Chefzki - 503 (-)

 

4) Asteck - 486 (-)

 

5) MarshallMellow - 479 (-)

 

6) RanRan - 452 (-)

 

7) JackJohnson- 451 (-)

 

8) Fabio - 442 (-)

 

9) Danny Boy - 433 (-)

 

10) MarcusIrving - 391 (-)

 

11) Greggy - 377 (-)

 

12) Peanuts - 321 (-)

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im glad the doritos trophy isnt up for grabs this season, my team is a shitshow

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Can't watch until this weekend so points won't be updated until probably Monday or so!

 

Gonna say that in our supersized thanksgiving Survivor feast....Will and Jess go home! I hope not! #TeamIHopeItsAdam

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Brett being a gay cop is the biggest blindside of my life, and at this point I wouldn't be surprised if he admits to being an 87 y/o schnauzer with eremikophobia.

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Wow what an awesome two hours! That last tribal was amazing and heartbreaking. Poor Jess :(

 

Week 10 Leaderboard

 

1) RonnieHog - 613 (-)

 

2) Joe McGurl - 604 (-)

 

3) Asteck - 587 (+1 spot)

 

4) Chefzski - 573 (-1 spot)

 

5) MarshallMellow - 563 (-)

 

6) RanRan - 543 (-)

 

7) JackJohnson- 540 (-)

 

8) Fabio - 507 (-)

 

9) Danny Boy - 506 (-)

 

10) MarcusIrving - 471 (-)

 

11) Greggy - 448 (-)

 

12) Peanuts - 394 (-)

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Week 11 Leaderboard

 

1) RonnieHog - 648 (-)

 

2) Joe McGurl - 642 (-)

 

3) Asteck - 636 (-)

 

4) MarshallMellow - 598 (+1 spot)

 

5) Chefzski - 597 (-1 spot)

 

6) JackJohnson- 583 (+1 spot)

 

7) RanRan - 574 (-1 spot)

 

8) Danny Boy - 533 (+1 spot)

 

9) Fabio - 513 (-1 spot)

 

10) MarcusIrving - 503 (-)

 

11) Greggy - 453 (-)

 

12) Peanuts - 414 (-)

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‣ zeke’s total turn on david seems weird, to say “I could win this, and just as important, that means david loses”

‣ i love you nick but you cant win survivor friend

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‣ jesus adam keep it together man

‣ dam sunday and her husband’s kiss gave me such a boner

‣ adam is so pathetic

‣ no last hugs is brutal, jeff is cold blooded

‣ wow that was probably a really good move for adam, that advantage is p much unusable

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‣ this boy is named will. he’s been on the show all season apparently?

‣ adam wins an immunity?!! wtf.. jk congrats adam.

‣ oh god ken dont confront people about this, you’re going to get your man in trouble

‣ ugh ken is so bad at actual survivor

‣ lol way to go ken you dumrod

‣ haha IM AN ADULT

‣ strangely large amount of talk about fluffing at this tribal

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‣ STOP ADAM NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NO FLUFFING AT TRIBAL

‣ rip zeke they made you a villain but you’re always a cool dude in my book

‣ PROB ep, would have been a PRO until that well-played idol

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Week 11 Leaderboard

 

11) Greggy - 453 (-)

 

12) Peanuts - 414 (-)

 

I'm coming for you greggy

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‣ oh yeah will people love a good flip flopper, good plan

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‣ look at this turtle for a goddam second, this is why survivor is the best reality show is this turtle right here

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‣ david what are you doing?! are you drunk??

‣ love how jay has been dominating

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ok we all knew jay was a challenge beast but hes also an amazing dancer?! not fair!

‣ if hannah goats to the end i will be annoyed

‣ at least will has an interesting story for his “how i spent my summer vacation” essay

‣ interesting move from adam, it was funny how hard of a time ken had spelling “millennials”

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‣ adam practices Blue Steel

‣ adam is so weird. at every point he is so weird

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‣ this is my favorite part of the season so far.

‣ everyone loves their mom. everyone loves their family. i dont give a shit about your sob story

‣ david hannah and bret should do improv scenes together, really bring it into the mainstream

‣ i wonder what would happen if someone took up a fake immunity idol

‣ RIP sunday, the most obvious goat

‣ PRO ep, the buff eye cover almost edged it into PROB but this was a very boring eo for a double elimination

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I promise I will update all the scores from last week with this weeks after tonight! I super promise!

 

Can't wait for the finale. Calling a Jay win with an Adam, Hannah, Jay final 3!

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FINAL LEADERBOARD!

 

1) RonnieHog - 742 (-)

 

2) Asteck - 734 (+1 spot)

 

3) Marshall Mellow - 729 (+1 spot)

 

4) Joe McGurl - 713 (-2 spots)

 

5) Jack Johnson PI - 680 (+1 spot)

 

6) Chefzski - 678 (-1 spot)

 

7) RanRan - 654 (-)

 

8) Danny Boy - 627 (-)

 

9) Marcus Irving - 618 (+1 spot)

 

10) Fabio - 555 (-1 spot)

 

11) Saltpeanuts - 517 (+1 spot)

 

12) Greggy - 501 (-1 spot)

 

Congratulations to our own Sole Survivor, Ronnie Hog for winning this season's Survivor Fantasy League! He took control in week 2 and held on the entire way through; battling off pesky contenders like myself, Asteck and Marshall Mellow who were nipping at his lead week after week but he held strong! Way to go! You'd make Probst proud!

 

Thanks to everyone who participated this season! Going from 5 people up to 12 this season was crazy to keep track of but made it so much fun! I loved keeping score and watching the various little point battles each week! This was one of the all time great seasons with maybe the most fun cast ever and I'm super excited to come back in March for season 34!!

 

 

Mildly interesting little fantasy stats:

 

Adam was picked by 8 out of 12 people in the league

 

Salt Peanuts, who was in last nearly every week, was the only person to pick Adam in the final 3 and the only person to guess that he would win the season! Way to go!

 

Greggy was the only other person in the league to correctly pick a final 3 tribe member in Hannah; he was coincidentally also consistently in the bottom for points.

 

Figgy was the most drafted final 3 pick appearing on 5 teams followed by Mari with 4.

 

David was the only contestant that was drafted by every team in the league

 

If Jack Johnson had drafted before the premiere, causing his first episode points to count, he would have won the league by 5 points! Bummer dude!

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If Jack Johnson had drafted before the premiere, causing his first episode points to count, he would have won the league by 5 points! Bummer dude!

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Salt Peanuts, who was in last nearly every week, was the only person to pick Adam in the final 3 and the only person to guess that he would win the season! Way to go!

 

The day is mine!

 

Thank you to Joe McGurl for organzing this!

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