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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m a triple threat. I’ve got ass, gas, AND grass.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  2. You say potato, I say what about potatoes, what is it with you and these fuckin potatoes?

    By Kevllis,
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  3. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!!...... they, the organized crime family of course

    By Kevllis,
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    • 416 views

  4. I love blowing Glass at the glory hole. Sorry, I mean I love sucking-off Todd, Ira and Philip through a hole in the wall.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. What most people don't know is that Jim Croce was hopelessly addicted to plane crashes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. If you think the numbers on celebrity net worth.com are overinflated your should see the numbers on celebrity self worth.com.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Grandma Lost her house to a Tittie Twister.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. Do you believe in death after love?

    By Sheboygan 7.5, LA 1,
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  9. Morse code is a GREAT way to communicate at glory holes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Once I find a bowling pin, some olive oil, and a signed consent form, this scavenger hunt is as good as over!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Shout out to fire, you may have killed my family but you sure grill a tasty steak

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. I stole a guy's t-shirt and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. And a gander at some sweet man titties

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. If ninjas are so sneaky then how come we know about em

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Cry “Havoc!”, and let slip that I liked Snow Dogs.

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  15. She blasts Love Will Keep Us Together by Captain & Tennille, while I blast Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division. Meanwhile my pastor performs and exorcism on my japanese dog. More at 11.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  16. One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock! Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock! Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, overdose death!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. You claim to be a Chili's, yet you WON'T serve me a baby's back ribs with barbecue sauce?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. You KNOW my nymphomania goes insane-ia at the mere mention of ancient Mesopotamia!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. 1, 2, 3, eyes on me. 4, 5, 6, I'm covered in eyes.

    By FrustyMarklesauce,
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  20. Thy horn blows, doest thy jointress?

    By Facelist,
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  21. I came, I saw, I was aroused. Not necessarily in that order.

    By Heymynameiseric,
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  22. I Have No Pud, and I Must Tug.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. In stead my assistant will be there. I am going golfing instead.

    By Facelist,
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    • 233 views

  24. How much is that doggy in the window? I’ll take two pounds please. Thin-sliced.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  25. When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, then realize you don’t even have your phone, that’s ghosts… feelin’ up your junk.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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