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1. Now that's what I call a Joy ride. Thanks for the sex, Ms. Behar.

   By Pat Chaddams, July 30, 2017
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2. Thor had trouble unlocking the door because Loki had low key put a low keyhole on it.

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3. One for the money, two for the show, I don't know how to count so I'm not sure where this is going.

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4. Okay Sony, It's about a gangsta from the streets with his bangs in his face and eyeliner on. It's called "The Emo G Movie".

   By Pat Chaddams, July 30, 2017
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5. I think we should have separate water fountains. All of us. Individual water fountains for all. Fucking water fountains everywhere.

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6. Follow your nose for Fruited Loops but silly rabbit tricks are for prostitutes!

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7. When the man tries to put you down don't forget that you studied advanced tickling techniques from the monster!

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8. Due to unforeseen circumstances todays episode will be replaced by a special word from the first person to ever ride a horse to the the land of Glarx

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9. A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” Horse says, “It’s an evolutionary trait selected to maximize air intake while running.”

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10. for no gold the kobold's ho-pole smoke-show choke-holds your old soul like knolled troll would slow vole

    By KrangkaDelic, July 30, 2017
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11. An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. And then Bill Cosby's master plan is finally complete.

    By Call Waiting for Godot, July 31, 2017
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12. I'm the opposite of ambidextrous, I'm right handed

    By BonjaminJehnson, July 31, 2017
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13. You know George S. Patton always be tit for tattin'.

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14. Jiffy Pop and Jiffy Lube do the lubed pop in a jiffy.

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15. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush - but now you have salmonella because according to wikipedia: "The bacteria lives in their intestines."

    By Bernard_Shakey, July 31, 2017
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16. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang—the show where we talk to insufferable peons.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, July 31, 2017
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17. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang—the show where we talk to immolated potentates.

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18. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang—the show where we talk to inverted pentagrams.

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19. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang—the show where we talk to insouciant perverts.

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20. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang—the show where we talk to intolerable piscatarians.

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21. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang—the show where we talk to ingratiating peckerwoods.

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22. Mustard, ketchup, relish, jelly - I keep my condiments on my telly.

    By SideofMcG, August 1, 2017
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23. Billie Jean is not my lover, but I hear she can perform wonders with a gallon of warm corn syrup, a boa constrictor, and thirty feet of paracord.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, August 22, 2017
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24. At the end of the day, if you really think about it, we're all just made of Ziggy Stardust.

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25. Coming to theatres near you, from the makers of The Emoji Movie comes Text Message: The Movie.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, July 31, 2017
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