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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some people have said I can be a bit of a milquetoast every now and then, but I prefer to think of myself as a two-percent bruschetta.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. This condition amongst doctors is called apple-phobia and is quite rare.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  3. Nocturnal emissions? More like sleepy-time squirt squirts, amirite?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. "I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of da crunkest clubs!" - Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrockandroll

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. When my dad suddenly passed away, I worried my mom wouldn't have all her needs met. So, at dad's funeral I gave her a top of the line dildo. Dad wou

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Alt to the left of me, Alt to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle as the Space bar.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Bad news for Hollywood hotels as there was an IMDB BnB B & E.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. A sweet potato and a sour cherry got together... and well, now they're both dead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Someday these rotten eggs are gonna make me filthy stinking rich.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. I'm not paying for this. This is the worst parcheesi platter I've ever eaten.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Have you ever been to The Armored Panther? The rugs are African but their martinis are dry.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  12. Buried my lifelong pet Tamagotchi yesterday. Used my bathtub to give her the best viking funeral I could. And it burned down my goddamn house.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Your blood test results just came back and it turns out you're exactly my type. What are you doing tonight?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. I'm rubber and you're glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. He was a baseball player’s baseball player. And he played playing baseball better than anyone who had ever play played the game had baseball played it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. You ain’t nuthin’ but an anthropomorphized perpetually lachrymose canid

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I was making a beeline for the exit when I remembered I was allergic to bees. Good thing I had my epipen.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. The gutters in this city are filled with people like us. - Mostly street sweepers and gutter repairmen, but still.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  19. The "Land of Milk and Honey" sounds a lot better than the "Land of Goats and Bees"

    By Sad Cardboard Cutouts,   
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  20. Would you like fries with that??

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  21. Move bitch git out the way! I don't care if he told you to sit and stay!

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  22. Scott was pleasantly surprised to discover the black market extended director's cut was, as rumored, chock full o' hobbit dicks.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. When I signed up for the Adult Slip N' Slide party, this is not what I had in mind.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. The reason you see so many fat dyslexics is because they order a dozen bakers.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Cannibals are the only people who can truly claim they eat a breakfast of champions. They say that winners taste better but I’m not going to verify.

    By Pure Guava,
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