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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Got a naughty dog? You need "Ya Dumb Bitch" Dog Trainers, ya dumb bitch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. a whole shoal of my swole bros gonna show you broke ho's how to make sum dope coats from rum-soaked voles

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. I hipped before I hopped and now I'm in all sorts of trouble in gangland

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  4. I've heard of a really long wait for a reservation as the waiters and waitresses grant sexual services, but this is ridiculous

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  5. Look, I got a vein, I got blood, I'm just like you, so hand over your wallet

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  6. What I wouldn't DO to get my hand on Bond villain Oddjob's resume

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  7. I don't think you heard me the first time: NO FLIPS. NO FLOPS.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  8. The young eat the old, said Billy Bip Bop as he whittled his log

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  9. 'The Gazpacho Gestapo' was MY Seinfeld spec sentence, asshole

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Long time masturbator, first time penetrator

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me ice cream- ice cream and rice.

    By MaxG'sHouse,
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  12. Trigger warning: today’s catchphrase includes the word ‘trigger’. Twice.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 335 views

  13. Dreams are just our brains telling all of us suggestions for murder targets

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  14. You make a better door than a window, but maybe it's my fault for hiring a door maker to make my windows.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. In the land of the blind, my one-eyed monster sounds more impressive.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. What's the difference between a can of corn and a boner? I don't have a can of corn right now

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I feel ashamed to rip a joke straight from my favourite movie "Point Break", but here i go: Keanu Reeves' head

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. If you think I'm just gonna stand here on my knees and take this laying down, buddy, you've got the wroooonng talking snake.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Replace my face with the titular Grace and I'll forever look like Debra Messing

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  20. A Thracian space-man's palatial crepe van's a great thing to paint, fam

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. The indisputability of the the fact that the throes of Augie-Doggie are demonstrably, thoroughly, and exhaustively in the past is not up for debate

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. The world is a stage 4 lung cancer

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to defenestrating screech owls.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 382 views

  24. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 562 views

  25. With Samhain just around the corner, don't wait to get all your Illuminati sacrifice party favors ordered! Make this year's party a killer!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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