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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bill Bellamy's Tel Aviv Celery Revelry Instilled jealousy in Elle and me

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  2. Home is where the heart is...Beating louder and louder beneath the floorboards...Can't you hear it?

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  3. If I can ride your golden pony, you can eat this old bologna.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. how to devalue your own work's worth & by close premeditated association the work of others in 7 successive attempts or less!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. A little weird. A little wide. Yep, that’s my penis hide!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. If we are what we eat, I guess I’m a baby!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. revision and editing are the globalist's peers, sheeple

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I saw logs when I sleep to make pens for all the sheep I counted earlier. Hope you like mutton!

    By 10Dads,
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  9. There are three kinds of podcasts in the universe—podcasts about math, and this kind.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Sure the hooker was a praying mantis and would devour his head upon completion, but.... damn it if she wasn't fiiiiiinnnneeee.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. I cracked my knuckles when they were covered in jellied juniper boob jugs and thought to myself, "Is God even real?"

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Two yellow cans diverged in a grocery store. I chose the creamed one, and that has made all the difference in terms of gumability.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I’ve got a corn cob pipe and a skid mark bike, and we’re goin’ to Bon Merde, Manitoba, baby. Don’t act like it’s not your birthday. Vamos!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I have nothing to declare except the stuffing from this chair, this muffin and eclair, and this lucious derriere.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Always McBride’s maid, never Danny McBride

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. Call me crazy but... my psychiatrist says that the correct term for my condition is “mentally ill”.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. If you see something, say something. If you smell something, don't say anything or people will think you dealt it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. I nicknamed this elevator "Darth Elevator" because it claimed to be my father

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. If good and evil are just labels, just depending on what side, then why not just be devoid, and let things slide?

    By DrewTurkenkopf,
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  20. Let's just say she's an oceanfront conch dealer and leave it at that

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Captain’s log, Stardate 2344.7: The ship’s doctor is baffled by the epidemic on planet Berylus 3—it seems that he can’t see de forest for de trees.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. If you thought Bruce Lee was something, wait 'til you meet Loose Brie

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. I see you're sporting a goatee or, as I like to call it, the coward's moustache

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Jimmy cracked corn. Corn cracked back. Back cracked Jason. Jason cracked Bourne. Alaska. Mindwarp. Vernon. Gumdrop. Nickel. Activate.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Unknown to the ululating umpires of Ulaanbaatar, Umberto’s unemployed uncle unfurled the undertaker’s umbrella and upchucked an undigested ukulele.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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