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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Now you know why they call me the Comeback Kid! Because of all the come on my back

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T. Only 9 Ts Kids will remember this.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  3. Every time I consume flour, it diminishes my brain power. Some call it a bread-bake headache; I call it a whole-grain migraine.

    By delaneymitch,
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  4. Found only in the frigid tundra of the Yukon, the elusive Burrowing Corn Owl has only one natural predator—LL “The Burrowing Corn Owl Smasher” Cool J.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. He's pooping what we're all peeing

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. It was 80s night at a local club, but they wouldn't let me in even though I am clearly in my 80s

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. The road to success isn't always easy. Take me, for instance. I had to murder my parents and make it look like an accident. You think that was easy?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. The knee bone's connected to the face bone. But only when your street-fighting skills are on fleek.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. I argue that the defendent was hiding his confession in plain sight! Two cops are dead Mr. Mouse, time to stop being modest and give us a confession!

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. Everybody was kung-fu fighting then everybody was kung-fu apologizing then everybody was kung-fu beer drinking then everybody was kung-fu cab calling

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. I cannot tell a lie. I chewed the cherry tree down like a beaver. I think I'm going to need teeth. I heard wood dentures are hip this season.

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Scrotum Poles went out of fashion once the Native Americans figured out that wood is much easier to carve than skin.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Life is like a box of chocolates: After awhile you'll have to take it away from grandma for her own good

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. #Bajillion (363/400)

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Is it true Mr. Pooh you were born Winston The Shit?

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. They say bacon makes everything better, but here I sit at IHOP with a full belly, yet I still have leprosy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Weebles wobble but they won't fuck off

    By SmackTrout,
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  18. Go and retrieve your posterior from the Bottom shelf, the shelf which holds bottoms and is also deceptively high off the ground.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  19. Fire Hydrant Jim really lived up to his name when we screwed his head off and blood just sprayed for hours while the neighborhood children cooled off

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  20. One for my master? One for my dame? Seems like BDSM is really my game.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  21. I heard this Taco Bell was serving horse meat, so I'm leaving...Because I heard the Taco Bell across town still is and I need me my horse tacos!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  22. Captain’s Log: having painfully and messily escaped a Brown Hole in the Cornshart System, we’ve set course for the TP2 Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Jimmy: noun, subject. Cracked: verb, past tense. Corn: noun, object of the predicate. I don’t care: declarative statement, how I feel about it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. "Cum in my hand, Poo if I scream," that's the real story of Paul Revere's Ride.

    By 10Dads,
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  25. YOU're not worthy of Braugher's company, EITHER, Dandy Lion!

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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