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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. we are probably just a computer simulation run by a more advanced society than ours, so why not accept jesus as your lord and savior?

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  2. Drain that cyst gristle for an unparalleled bliss missile!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Hobo Schmobo

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. The Butcher, The Baker the guy in the Chinese factory that assembles the flashlight in your phone.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. You're gonna wanna choke up on that bat when its trying to suck your blood!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. On the set of 'Lawrence of Arabia' all the takes were hot takes.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. Metathesis adjacent, a master and a patient met fastened to the pavement lest disaster entertain us

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Corn to the left of me, corn to the right. Here I am, creepin’ at the farmer’s market, lookin’ for a bogo on hand-woven artisan scarecrow bandanas.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. When I heard the news that Amazon completely burned down, I broke down sobbing. Then I found out it was THE Amazon, that crummy rainforest... and I ca

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Idea for a novel: ass-hungry bitches

    By mkoyama,
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  11. If you want to keep the solar eclipse fun going, you also won't be able to see the sun tonight!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  12. Racism over as millions of Americans now color blind after staring at eclipse. Still pretty fucking stupid though!

    By Selfie_Stick_Dick-Pic,
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  13. As Weird Al always says, you better put all your eggs in one basket, not spread them out in all the baskets you snowflake commie cuck

    By Selfie_Stick_Dick-Pic,
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  14. In the bottom of my belly is a bowl of sloppy jelly, because I couldn't find a spoon with which to eat

    By Parrot Top,
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  15. the four pigs of the aporkalypse

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Kim Jung Un more like Kim Jung Buffoon

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. Solar Eclipse Review: 0 stars!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  18. Every Paul, Dick and Harry have been cleared. We're now looking at every Tom, Rick and Jerry.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  19. With Life Alert, let them know you've fallen and can't get up. Gladys unfortunately had Spoiler Alert instead... and died on the floor knowing Kevin S

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. The maid from Taiwan was not made in Taiwan. She was made in Manhattan like the maid from Manhattan.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. The "The The" concert was so "so-so"... (a poem)

    By ratingsjedi,
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  22. when in Jamaica i shake my cloaca for Ashley Shaeffer but when in Aruba I just play the tuba to cougars in scubas with Grand Puba & Cuba Gooding Jnr.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Yes, I'm part of the 1%, if by 1% you mean the 99% of people who like 1% milk. I'm also a billionaire milk magnate.

    By mkoyama,
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  24. Fortune favors the bold, but Mike doesn't, so don't give him any memos with bold in them or he'll freak out.

    By mkoyama,
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  25. If you can't handle me at my liverwurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my chicken breast.

    By jonny_bravissimo,
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