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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sex sells, butt sweat smells but words will never hurt mediocre carpetbaggers like your uncle ethanol.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. lunar eclipse be all like: 'this catchphrase'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 339 views

  3. but his clinging wife doesnt understand he wants to be a lazy fat wanker.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 363 views

  4. It’s elementary, my dear Jason. Maize in the baboon’s scat implies that the car was washed on Tuesday—and that the killer is John “Car Washman” Hamm!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. One thing we know for sure - perhaps the only thing we know for sure - is that Smurfette loves to fuuuuuuck.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  6. The world will not end with a bang. It will end with an Adam Sandler movie.

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 368 views

  7. I'm not a globalist cuck. You're a globalist cuck!

    By ratingsjedi,
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  8. If you and I are both made in God's own image, then God must be one handsome son of a bitch, amirite?

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 341 views

  9. realizing their dreams with incest the redemptorist in the red dress redirects dregs in a tempest

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 376 views

  10. On today’s show, I audibly gnaw on this moldy corn cob for one hour and twelve minutes, andthenalittlesomethingwecallplugs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 340 views

  11. Who would win a fight between Chickenman and Heynong Man? Without a MacFarlane/Glass/Mantzoukas collabo, we may never know.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Jimmy smashed corn, no wait. Jimmy humped corn. Nope. Jimmy jacked. Goddamn it. Jimmy smoked corn. AHHRRGH. Fuck it. I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 325 views

  13. 'Cause I'm a model, you know what i mean, and I am a smallscale representation of a catwalk.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. on mine id like to spend a tiny bit more time as but for you? ahh cry not if it dont rhyme - just type whatever shit comes to mind!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Welcome to Comedy Bam Bam I Scott Caveman

    By Cappy,
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  16. I thought Pixels was a movie about Japanese porno, but it was even better!

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. I acquiesce to impress thanks to my state of total undress.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Though catchphrase rhyme is underrated, those that don’t shan’t be berated; The search for corn must supercede, for that yellow goodness is all I need

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Jiggly jiggly Piggly Wiggly the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason must always involve small cocks.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Do flat-Earthers think the other planets are flat? This is not a catchphrase submission, I'm sincerely asking a question here.

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. I’ll take “Jimmy Cracked it and I Don’t Care” for $400, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 238 views

  22. If the glove does not fit, you must go to the store and exchange it. I included a gift receipt.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 300 views

  23. Boast-It Notes allow you to show off on little squares of paper.

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. call me by my name and don't touch me

    By Local Cabal,
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  25. Angela Merkel wears an Angelic Merkin.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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