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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I need to ice my knees after last night, nah feel?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Brakes are for dumb dumbs. The cat ate the crumb crumbs. The police officer poured himself a tall glass. It consisted of cum cum.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Froth my milk please, ma’am. I want my milk reallllllllllll frothy, got it?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. I can't find my sunglasses

    By teedle,
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  6. Come now lady, let us make the beast with two backs. Yes! Siamese Rabbits!

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Bellamy's melodies are felonious miscellanies!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Our company has a contact center that forcibly inserts contacts that aren’t the right prescription into your eyes with a syringe. It’s amazing!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. I'm a gas-powered witch in a renewable energy world.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Never get between a man and his lunch, his beer or his intestines.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Hey gorgeous, here's 50 cents. Call your mother and tell her you've found a payphone. Man those things are rare!

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Slivers of orange rained down from the Tropicana blimp that flew overhead. More than 75 million people died that day.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. I don’t think I love you anymore. Your yogurt consumption is off the charts, which causes your fecal matter to reach new heights of disgusting. But...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. “How’s married life”, she asked. I replied, “Our undies are in the same dryer and our parents are now having constant orgies. Married life is...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. I used to be a catcher in the rye, but my coach made me choose a different position, leading me to finish out the season as a pitcher in the sourdough

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. My student loans really make me happy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Just record yourself for one full day. I think you’ll be alarmed to hear how many times you mention yanking it to animals that have...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Knick Knack Paddy Sack, give your dog a boner.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. My knuckles are cracked. My teeth are brushed. My taint is polished. I’m ready for graduation!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Advertise with us here at Earwolf and we’ll send you free Honey Comb butt shavings for a lifetime. While supplies last.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. The halfway point between the cities Boston and Chicago is Silver Creek, NY. The halfway point between the bands Boston and Chicago...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  22. Don't think of this as a podcast. Think of this as a radio show with less advertiser support.​

    By ratingsjedi,
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  23. 'Twas beauty that killed the beast. Wait, did I say beauty? I meant Diabetes. Diabetes killed the beast...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  24. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you just pay them to listen.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  25. You were an old grape living next to a farmhouse? What, were you a raisin in a barn?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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