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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Babies need tummy time...and I'm the baby with the biggest tummy!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  2. Run, run Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to a 7:30 showing of a The Town

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 320 views

  3. The rude scabs flaking off my butt cheeks tend to overshadow the nice smells coming out of my shit chute.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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    • 460 views

  4. hey, we talk real good in your ear now

    By T.W.Bond,
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  5. First we get Windows 10, and now nuclear war with North Korea. First world problems, amirite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. You can't buy happiness, but you sure can rent hookers for awhile

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. What did The Count say to the irish twins who attacked doug benson?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 586 views

  8. It's a slipper slope: First, Roman Polanski is allowed to marry whom he wants and then my neighbor fuck-murders a cheetah.

    By dog_in_space,
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  9. There are soft dicks, and there are small dicks. And then there are soft, small dicks. And after that, all bets are off - because, mister, you are now

    By LMNOPeehole,   
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  10. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a dollar. The bartender says, "Every day you come in here and ask for a dollar. I'll tell you what."

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. When Blockbuster closed down, they gave their employees a Joan Severance package

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. A friend in need is a friend who you should probably help.

    By Bigsmak,
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  13. zoombah! zoombah! i's be a goombah!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. My doctor told me to give up bread and meat or I'll die. Then he said "there's a lot at steak, if you'll pardon the bun." I'm looking for a new doctor

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. I've got a pretty good catchphrase about the corns on my feet, but I don't wanna encroach on anyone else's territory

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. The only cookbook in my parents' house was Mastering the Art of French Cooking. As far as I'm concerned, that's Julia Child abuse

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. snort korea #MoreLike

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. With all the experience I gained working at Lids for the past 10 years, it's no surprise I tend to wear a lot of hats at my job.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. Sha Na Na cleared their Bowser history.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Thanks, guys! My corn-themed surprise party was quite the success—especially the part where I punched Santa in the beard and killed Ho Ho.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. The rules of cornhole did not change between the last game and this one, southern Mark Wahlberg-impersonator Dirk Y’allberg.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 269 views

  22. “Ohhh myyy” said George Takei as he swallowed a fly—perhaps he’ll die. Too soon?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. deaf ray hears what he wants to hear.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 324 views

  24. It's our job to get all these paintings hung up perfectly. Now I'm gonna level with ya...

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Opening this summer: Kenny G’eeses pizza! Share an eight slice or enjoy a six solo. You’ll be forever in love with our sentimental cheddar.

    By Justa Punn,
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