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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Petite treats at formal meet-n-greets make abnormal heat in my tweet tweet.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Brown recluse. I’m referring to my stained asshole of course.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Don’t drown babies unless they murdered someone.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Check Facebook for all my family’s personal information displayed publicly!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. I have no words for a human who doesn’t enjoy a nice friendship building doo doo session.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 331 views

  6. Will and Grace is back by popular demand somehow.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 306 views

  7. The first rule of Fight Club is to always agree! Then try adding to the coversation using the "Yes and" technique.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. Bop Bop Baloobop Awop Achoo!!!

    By The_Dude_Uh...Bites?,
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  9. The midnight hour is when I do best thinking in the shower, thanks to all that flower power.

    By Jkohler,
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  10. All art should be bathrooms

    By JosephSchmo,
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  11. The fickle mistress wouldn't continue the affair without an ice cold bowl of Frosted Flakes.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 331 views

  12. I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, I'm a sinner. I'm also the reigning Yahtzee champ at the Boise Senior Center but it didn't fit into the song

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Murder, She Barked

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Murder, she wrote. And then in brackets she added, "my vagina"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 314 views

  15. Nana's on the phone, she wants to know if you've been eating your oatmeal

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  16. I would walk 500 miles but no more than that - I have work tomorrow and so do you!

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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  17. i like my women like i like my covfefe

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. used to just be shitty corn, now all i can see is shitty shit.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 447 views

  19. My law office exclusively represents U2 cover bands. We work pro-Bono.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. What happens at Burning Man stays with everyone who witnesses the amount of drugs, and people, you did at Burning Man.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 301 views

  21. Forgive me now. Forgive me not. I will not cum. Until I've fought.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 284 views

  22. Guy Fieri's bellying up for some big-time meaty holes in this week's episode.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 328 views

  23. Three friends go head-to-head in tomorrow's penis pound sesh.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 289 views

  24. No offense to other catchphrases but this is the best catchphrase and will forever be the catchphrase that starts the show

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. We’re going to hell in a handbasket, but first I’m going to the farmer’s market with this hand-crafted artisanal locally-sourced non-GMO hemp basket.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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