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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. iPhone X, formerly known as iPhone Little, will only be available in black.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 343 views

  2. The smoothest whales swim in the Pacific Lotion

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 348 views

  3. Thom Yorke has a freckled dork? TMI, TMZ!

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Dick Trickle gives ya a little prickle when you tickle his pickle.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  5. Have a skeeter on your peter, knock it off. Have a peter on your skeeter, call the cops.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  6. You think print journalism is stale? Try the USA Bidet... an invigorating burst to the butthole daily!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 376 views

  7. Randomly generated catchphrase program has crashed, please insert your longest finger into your shortest nostril to continue

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. chris benoit killed himself and his family over hemorrhoid rage? mustve been some hemorrhoid !

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Vegan fathers suck anus unconditionally. Or so I heard.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 360 views

  10. Friends are like vomit when you really think about it.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Shorty insisted on being called Jim for his entire childhood, surprisingly enough.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Peppercorns in teeth are so effing hot. Burning enamel left and right I tell ya.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 230 views

  13. I scratched the dogs back for hours before realizing it was my grandmother’s skeleton.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 266 views

  14. You can't wage intergalactic war against the Orkans without breaking some eggs

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Please start being a ballsy baby daddy and daddy - stop being such a bitter baby.

    By HeavyHotdish,   
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  16. Winner winner chicken dinner. Sacrifice a chicken, save a sinner.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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  17. I may not be the smartest goof playing golf, but I just might be.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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    • 405 views

  18. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm a quadriplegic.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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    • 405 views

  19. It's a bird! It's a plane! Yup, it's a plane. Good talking to you.

    By jonhammster,
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  20. Jimmy pooped corn, and I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Captain’s log: Having extricated the ship from a conflict between the Cornholians and the Turdnong Empire, we’ve set course for the Brownstar Wormhole

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. A juicy life he pursued. A juicy life he lived. From countless Playgirl’s he perused. His member was the only thing he did.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 494 views

  23. I'm rubber and you're glue, doctor. YOU'RE the one who has cancer.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. Day 1: Mother scatters toenail clippings and dingleberries throughout the apartment.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 392 views

  25. To everything churn churn churn, we're making butter, churn churn churn.

    By SideofMcG,
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