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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Thanks for tuning in to my catchphrase, now stay tuned for an all new Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 432 views

  2. My brother from another mother and my sister from another mister have an incestuous relationship.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 400 views

  3. the glowing popes zoetrobes of eskimos in risqué clothes were too on the nose for Frank and his bros

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 378 views

  4. The man, looking at his flab, prayed to god for washboard abs. Growing sad, getting up to grab his white flag...

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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    • 519 views

  5. No, he’s not French, Stewart. Neither is Patrick, Stewart. He’s English. Also, you’re head is shaped like a football.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 370 views

  6. You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you lube it up with some creamed corn, that’s what it’s all about.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 322 views

  7. Whoze corn nutz? Deez corn nutz. Datz whoze.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 473 views

  8. I don't know which is wurst, liver or brat!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 429 views

  9. may you die bonerless and with child - yet may your autumns be mild

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 379 views

  10. Pardon me ma'am, but you caught my eye from across the room, and I'm gonna need that little sucker back.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 301 views

  11. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, or, better idea - just stop insisting on being hand-fed.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 299 views

  12. She wears high heels you rub her feet, that’s the sacred pact gentlemen. Spread these words like the holiest of butter.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 566 views

  13. What I have to say goes without saying so I won’t

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 531 views

  14. Our relationship lasted as long as Luke’s tail gunner on Hoth. I say it didn’t work because of our schedules, she said it was the Star Wars references

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 498 views

  15. Time is a flat circle, but coasters are also flat circles, soooo kiss my butt, Nietzsche.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 293 views

  16. grip yer hipsters blisters 'n flip yer sisters scriptures: it's Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 353 views

  17. How much Chuck could a Chuck-puck huck if a Chuck-puck had NBC On Demand?

    By Fabio's Socks,
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  18. The opposite of reading.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 539 views

  19. you simply must meet my brother Manolo- did 40 in Chino with his cholo. whence in the pokie his voice went all croaky now he sounds like that pal of

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 410 views

  20. I won't use the show to get political, but I will use this yoga mat to get pilatecal.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 360 views

  21. The gals at the hair salon call me child-size white bread turkey, how do they know what my favorite sandwich is?

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 411 views

  22. On today's show, the ethical implications of Jewish people watching films with Kevin Bacon in it. We'll be taking your calls to discuss.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 345 views

  23. You have everything I look for in a woman. Relatively clean ear canals.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 405 views

  24. Better butter betters better bet on better butter

    By zdonnenberg,   
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    • 372 views

  25. Something in the way she moves, reminds me of young Danny Glover.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 389 views
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