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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The melodies, the felonies, some jellybeans, and the bourgeoisie

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  2. There exists a duality among all things: yin, yang; man, woman; cat, dog; air, water; butter, margarine; shirt, pants; left sock, right sock;

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  3. Marionettes playing clarinets? Mannequins playing mandolins? The mind-numbing insanity of this situation is simply too great, I commit ritual Seppuku!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  4. I will not have it; I simply won't have it! A nun with a rabbit all up in MY habit!?

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  5. Did I stutter, Clarice? Put the GoPro on the squid.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  6. shhhhh

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I find it auspicious that your corn is delicious; ‘twould be quite propitious were it also nutritious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Now that the national anthem is over, you can put ALL CAPS BACK ON. YEAH, CLEARLY, THIS IS A VISUAL CATCHPHRASE, SORRY.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. What’s up, Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. The laughter in my soul is the comedy, the bang bang is the beat beat of my heart.

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. “First she broke my heart, and then she broke my liver” from the album “Diggin’ with the Lord’s Shovel” by Mississippi Trim. It’s the...

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. Keep a rag handy for when April throes upon us

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. "Girl you so sweet, you gave my heart diabetes" from "Galactic Caligula's Space Temptation" by Winston DuPree & The Velveteen Heartbeats. It’s the...

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. Why would anyone want the world on a plate? It's round put it in a bowl, idiots!

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. She asked me if I had any STD’s, I said none that I’m aware of but I still have that free U2 album on my iTunes I don’t know how to get rid of.

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. Quit your fussin' and squirmin' about...mama's got your dang ol' dong in her mouth!!!

    By Wisemania,
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  17. If your Playstation 4skin won't eject try blowing on it.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. That Kaiser in disguise there lungin' low near the gyser exclaims: 'ouch das ist heyser!!'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. So long suckies I am moving to the Yukon and opening up a cold dog stand!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. My name is Scott Aukerman and if you believe that I have some Swamp Thing comics I can sell you!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. If you want to be the toast of the town you need a lot of bread....and a toaster that makes money.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. I’ll always love you, I’ll never be an apologist. When you shot me your first glance, cupid shot my heart like John Wilkes Booth as a cardiologist.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 524 views

  23. When April throes upon us, catch a phrase!

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 448 views

  24. He’s a world-renowned soap sculpture artist who’s always outraged about everything. This week on the premier episode of: Soapist.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 553 views

  25. It may be true that you've been through the desert on a horse, but he has a name and it's beautiful.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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