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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm a chef and restauranteur, and when I cook with steam my glasses are blurry and it fucking sucks.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Lorne Michaels continues bravely doing his part to ensure the people have means to watch Kenan. Y'see, you've got to watch Kenan cuz Kenan be schemin'

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Yeah yeah, the peas are fine, but the enormous green man in the leafy minidress kinda raises more questions than he answers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. You can lead a horse to water but he is going to get eaten by a giant clam. Please reconsider.

    By fredsolo,
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  5. I only listen to music from Mel's Rock Pile...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your long hair and live a little! You only get invited to the Queen's sex orgy once!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. Whichever store in the Target chain of stores that makes the least amount of money in a given year should have to change its name to "Target Practice"

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Kermits' permit permits Hermann's Hermits to squirm in perms betwixt some ferns and learn shit.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Kitchen Aid mixers are amazing at mixing squirrel meat and Ricotta cheese.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Egg yolk? More like Simon Pegg, ya bloke.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Sweet, savory, and spicy lice-rice weenies are ready sweetie!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. The competition shifts into the highest of gears when the contestants must cook a perfectly cooked leg of a Man-Boy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Six pence none the richer has a new album? SICK!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. WHAT. THE. FUCK. POWERS BOOTHE DIED?

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  15. They came from the east, they came from the west, they came on my back and made a rorschach test

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Squeezing one's hand into a fist and releasing in rapid succession simulates a sphincter puckering. It's also business casual.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  17. I just realized I've been yelling my initials all this time

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Welcome to the jungle: Where we got fun and games (like miliaria & deforestation).

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  19. I don’t care what your state motto is, Missouri—I’m not showing you my boobs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “My cat died.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Is that your penis or are you just happy to see me?

    By mybuttyourbutt,
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  22. Where there's a will.i.am, there's a way.i.am.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. America Runs on Dunkin, but he doesn't notice, for King Duncan is dead, slain by Macbeth, Thane of Cawdor and Glamis.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Knock Knock Knockin' on Kevin's door. Open up Mr. Dillon, I've got to tell you how much I loved your performance of Johnny Drama on Entourage!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Bulbous vulva thinkin' of ya... Happy Galentine's Day!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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