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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t forget to sign my change.org petition to have Figrin D’an and The Modal Nodes play the Super Bowl half-time show. Link in bio.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. My nude photos have leaked, I should never have used them to patch that hole above my guest bed sorry about that Nanna.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. Trapscallion yawl craps on stallions yawl

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Usually I'm a poor judge of character, but that sounds exactly like Frank Oz's Fozzie Bear from The Muppet Movie.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. On this date in 1970 a guy said 69'ing was so last year.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Excuse me, Mr. Bone, do you bone thugs and harmonize while boning those thugs? Or do you bone thugs and you also bone harmony?

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  7. Reading between the lines is an easy was to never finish a book.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  8. Welcome to the Danger Zone. The Auto Zone is now on the corner of Jefferson and Main.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  9. Rihanna on iguana found nirvana in a sauna, 'Wanna a bonbon Miss Madonna?' asked a Beverly-less Ronna.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  10. If we Nebraskans have offended, think of corn, and all is mended.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Corn-studded turds? ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. But soft! What creamed corn on yonder stovetop boils?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. The Mother of All Bombs?

    By StanSitwell,
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  14. Never date subordinates at work. Aside from the ethical issues, it’s always awkward when they remind you to sign their time card in the shower.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. The setup to the car joke said to the payoff: "I'll race you to the punchline I hope you like Hawaiian."

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. I can’t get it up. My wife is fed up. We’re The Flaccid The Furious.

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. If you’re listening on Earth, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. If you’re listening on Glaktor 7, welcome to Comedy Pew Pew.

    By Justa Punn,
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  18. Home of the world famous Lauren Lapkus prom invitation catchphrase rejection

    By Justa Punn,
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  19. Mickey Mouse’s closet is ten square feet with round shoes

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. Nothing but obscure Star Wars references and rathtar hunting in the twon ketee system

    By Justa Punn,
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  21. Yo mamma’s so fat I’m genuinely concerned for her health and well-being she’s such a lovely lady.

    By Justa Punn,
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  22. Greetings from the present if you're listening to this in the future. If you're listening to this in the past, say hi to Abe Lincoln for me.

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. Knock, Knock. Whose hair? I don't know, but I'm not paying for this soup.

    By Treasonable,
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  24. Bill, bored of all the billboards, placed his car note on the bill board, while a duck with a bill boarded a flight that disappeared over Paraguay

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  25. Marvelous night for a moondance my ass. Call me when you graduate meterology school Van Morrison.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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