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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. With great power comes great responsibility, and with a great meal comes an amazingly satisfying bowel movement.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 397 views

  2. If Beyonce is married to fiance, please give Fiona Apple a diet peach snapple.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 472 views

  3. Girl, my wood's so long that Bart Simpson be all like Ay-Ca-lumber

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 303 views

  4. It's been twelve years and I still can't drink a Shasta without clenching my butthole.

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 290 views

  5. Possession is nine tenths of the law. A pot-session is nine tents on the lawn.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
    • 0 replies
    • 456 views

  6. You never hear about young hags.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 2 replies
    • 462 views

  7. They say I'm my own worst enemy which is disappointing because I'd hoped my worst enemy would be more attractive

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 307 views

  8. Please understand that this new obsession of yours, collecting vintage jumpsuits, is inherently classist. They'll see right through you, cavorting aro

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 279 views

  9. Spoiler alert: it was beneath the sundial marked AURUM SUB.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 270 views

  10. Hi, I’m Shut Upperman, corn-caster extraordinaire, and on today’s show, we’ve got an entrepreneur. Again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 263 views

  11. Suggested user names for new submitters: The Pelican Queef; The Pound and the Furry; Slumcat Thousandaire; The Corn Supremaizecy. You‘re welcome.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 275 views

  12. samsung's ceo just lost his hair!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 314 views

  13. Now is the winter of our discontent, so I made hot cocoa for our whiny asses.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 295 views

  14. There is no new catchphrase this week, what's up hotdog?

    By RickToTheE,
    • 0 replies
    • 342 views

  15. Extortion attempts foiled by a tepid broth, hath no fear

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 446 views

  16. If I was a Hitman I would beat my meat like it owed me money.

    By EyesInThePainting,
    • 0 replies
    • 310 views

  17. Every camera at a Kiss concert is a kiss-cam.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 323 views

  18. I'm very body conscious. Which is to say, I know where all the bodies are buried.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 306 views

  19. If I had a dime for every time someone said, "if I had a dime," I'd never need nickels again.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 285 views

  20. Honey Boo Boo, I shrunk myself!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 334 views

  21. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! Today's episode brought to you by Samuel L. Jackson's memoir, Now You Deep Blue Sea Me, Now You Don't

    By drewxblood,
    • 0 replies
    • 404 views

  22. The aforementioned H. Jon D. and Catherine T. McFillet O. Fish, presiding, presided. And in so doing, so did.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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    • 379 views

  23. Well, this here's a story all about Howe and his upside down cake welcome.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
    • 0 replies
    • 346 views

  24. And on the Jumbotron's screen before the gathered mass, what but a matinee showing of The Chronicles of Shit Dick.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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    • 399 views

  25. If this Asgard's Ragnarockin', don't come a knockin'. If you open Heimdall's door, you'll be leaving mighty Thor.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 389 views
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