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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m rubber and you’re glue. No, wait—I’ll be glue this time, and you be slingshot and five pounds of dried corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Hi, I’m one-named podcast phenom Squawckerman, and on today’s show we’ve got Latvian corn magnate Pablo Snotrocket!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 248 views

  3. And now it’s time for a little something we like to call “corn”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 267 views

  4. Ancient Egyptian curses aside, that was one jolly-good expedition, eh chaps?!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. 'Twats written in the stars...wait no. I read that wrong. Twat's written on the stairs.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 341 views

  6. fletch lives in Iowa now -

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. be ye man, trans or tampon fan ready ye're selves for the best com-pod in the land:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 329 views

  8. I dared to use Nair on my mohair underwear. Now I'm mighty tidy in my tighty whities.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 348 views

  9. There may be a ghost in the machine, but there's definitely a severed finger gumming up the works. Stop production on #5 boys!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 335 views

  10. You can lead a horse to water, but they're awful hard to drown.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 353 views

  11. My gluten hoard exploded when people started giving it away for free everywhere! Yatzee!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 348 views

  12. Piccadilly Square is actually more of a kumquat which is why my pillows are made from heart medication.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 350 views

  13. Time is the fire in which we burn...Our S'mores!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 332 views

  14. It's not quite as funny as the scriptures foretold.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Durrrrr, I'm Betty Crockerman and I just learned to use the MikeRowePhone! Welcome to Sodomy Chain Gang! Durrrrrr!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 485 views

  16. Puberty separates the men from the boys

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 385 views

  17. my future's so bright i gotta push it real good

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 377 views

  18. Continued disparagement of the McLiverneck name on this so-called “comedy show” will result in the discontinuation of all corn-related catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 505 views

  19. Cousin Jarvis McLiverneck left the family corn business to start a bean farm. He’s become “musical fruity” if you know what I mean.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Sure, Tooth of the Sea makes a great ep title, I guess. Perhaps there were no corn-related terms in the guests’ lexicons. Or Scott’s. But whatever.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 279 views

  21. slow to wrath, slow to forget: irish alzheimer's is early onset

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 351 views

  22. Face down, eyes shut, that's the way we like to sleep!

    By 2DeadDudes,
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  23. Gimme a taste of that sweet sweet paste!

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Well ain’t that the bee’s knees! Ain’t it? Hold it a little closer...it’s so tiny. Now give me my loupe. Annnnd, it looks like...nope. It ain’t.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 498 views

  25. Really, Jimmy? There are much easier ways to crack corn than with DYN-O-MITE.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 520 views
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