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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What plops down stairs / Dark brown and with hairs / Gets eaten by random dogs / What sucks for a snack / And stinks up your crack / It’s NEW Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. If dogs were our masters and we were their pets, you'd see a lot more people yelling at squirrels

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. On today’s show, original catchphrase superstar Jesus Christ reveals his pre-shampoo-era hair-care secrets!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I don't have any strengths, but boy oh boy, my weaknesses are quite expansive

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. Escape the desolate dreamscape that your life has become and buy a big ass inflatable bird to use as a floating trophy cabinet

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Jimmy smoked crack corn and now he lives in a garbage can.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. You can't please everyone, but you can sure try

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. My plan to win the international paper airplane contest is two-fold

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Your never truly disappointed until you are Kevin Sorbo disappointed...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. The tongue is the strongest muscle in the Female body. Sometimes the top two strongest... *WINK*

    By JordanMaywood,
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  11. Take a Knee. Actually wait, take this elbow too. Look man I'm just trying to clear out all these joints so take an ankle too if you want one.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. While there’s definitely a need for toilet paper in certain instances, I feel our fingernails can scrape crevices where toilet paper fails.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Welcome to New York, the heart of Route 66!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. A stitch in time is impossible, since time is an abstract, arbitrary concept.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. Yes, I understand that bank tellers and fortune tellers perform vastly different jobs. Now where's the crystal ball you keep all the money in?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Some say he died of a broken heart, but I say it was the hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Hello Craigslist my old friend, I’ve come to sell my blood again.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Conceding to the committee conclusions concerning the creamed corn crisis, the county clerk has committed copious cash to the counter the catastrophe.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. My doggy disco day care was shut down today.How was I to know canine livers can't process cocaine? Anyone want to buy a slightly peed-on mirror ball?

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Edward Furlong?! Yeah more like Edward Skinstandardlength!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  21. I heard they remade Rocky IV, with David Spade and Peter Lorre, but you don't really care for boxing, do ya?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  22. One potato, two potato, three potato, four... that's all the potatoes left in the land. It's the Great Potato Famine, boy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Paging Mrs. Marylin Mann - Please report to the Sears makeup department. Your son has started an industrial band, and is destroying our mascara kiosk.

    By bagofbeef,
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  24. mach 4: back door

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Taste the difference of Valium: the most delicious yogurt on the market.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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