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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. RU talkin’ RuPaul’s rumored rural rugrats Ruth and Rufus 2 me?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Out in the West LA town of Pomona / I fell in love with a Mexican plant geneticist developing sentient corn for seemingly nefarious purposes

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. I heard it through the grapevine for I am Dionysus, the God of wine, and grapevines are like telephones to me, ya dig?

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum so could you lend me some bubblegum? I like to chew bubblegum while I kick ass

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Anytime a member of the Thundercats is offscreen they're licking their own genitals.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Plants don't think rain on a wedding day is ironic, unless you think survival is ironic.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Dear Mr. Aukerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Corn Canner at Colfax’s Creamed Corn Cannery and Cat Carnival has been rejected.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Every FaceTime butt dial is some butt time in your face.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. Innovative new iPhone proves it’s worth buying with additional Flesh Light attachment.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Drain the sores, for four more are sure to pour gory floor whores onto my grandmother’s sexy lap.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. I moved along the dog’s hind leg, searching for that sweet spot that would make him love me forever.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. For any harassment concerns, please contact Spinal, the General Manager of Long John Silver.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. When life gives you goiters, make goiterade!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. The Scripps championship quickly cleared out when it was discovered that whoever spelt it, dealt it

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  15. Found only in the dark abyss of the mid-Pacific trench, the elusive blind Cornfish has but one natural predator—James “The Cornfish Killer” Cameron

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. In lieu of a catchphrase, I'd like to announce the pregnancy of my wife.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  17. Abra Cadaver is real. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abra_Cadaver_(novel)

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  18. There's no eye in suppository. They're supposed to go up your anus.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Open sesame, closed sesayou, but if we don't work this out these calzones will go stale

    By Parrot Top,
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  20. I'm pierced septum to rectum

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  21. Ponytails shouldn't be allowed on any girl who can't swing her own machete. Only the battle tested shall know the pride of wearing a blood trophy

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. If mathematician Jeremy Piven’s Al Gore-rhythm is a given, can Larry Niven’s pigeon hen be forgiven for eating my cayenne-endive madeleine?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Thumb Wars are what seperate us from the monkeys. Wait what does opposable mean?

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. Kiss me quick, but screw me slow. I've got chapped lips and nowhere to go.

    By Parrot Top,
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  25. I’ll see you later, Ralph Nader, ya cheese grater hater.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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