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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Where do babies come from? Why, from their tiny baby penises, of course.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 309 views

  2. There's nothing creepy about about hiding a bowl of pea soup in someone's house.

    By Guest Dead Body,
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    • 296 views

  3. Father, daughter, mother, brother, sister, cousin!

    By Guest Dead Body,
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    • 325 views

  4. Good things do happen to good people, but not all the time.

    By Guest Dead Body,
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    • 200 views

  5. Mock Lesnar's still repped hard by Paul Heynongman

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Two wrongs don't make a baby. Wrongs don't have sex organs.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  7. I think I've died and gone to paradise city. The grass is SO green here!

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 3 replies
    • 557 views

  8. it's Deputy Chief Inspector Deck to you bitches

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 345 views

  9. Today I went face to face with greatness, it was awkward because greatness was a close talker.

    By dhxlive,
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    • 379 views

  10. I've been making ends meet, the bacon, and money hand over fist. It is a mess in here.

    By dhxlive,
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    • 366 views

  11. either its christmas morning 1985 or im completely on the spectrum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 309 views

  12. At times, I found it uplifting. Others times it really let me down. All in all, it was a pretty cool see-saw.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 298 views

  13. A lonely frog in an abandoned train yard whose best friend just died. It starts to rain rain.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 289 views

  14. Strawberry fields as long as I'm gettin' mine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. As Iowa’s most feared mob enforcer, Bob “The Cob” Gobaldi was known for his signature “Cedar Rapids Slow Death”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. It’s 3:22am. Creepalong Bob is standing outside your open window, staring at you and flossing his dark green incisors with a strand of corn silk. What

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 360 views

  17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Milton the Onomatopoeic Insulter. Milton the Onomatopoeic Insulter who? Yo momma’s a fat moo cow whore MOOO! MOOOOO!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 249 views

  18. Bawwitdabaw?! I specifically ordered the Baw with a SIDE of Baw, you dumb son-of-a-bitch!

    By Chickenpaddy,
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    • 305 views

  19. Catchphrase

    By Chickenpaddy,
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    • 383 views

  20. I wanna pull the hairs from your mole in the worst way.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. I heard her say that her heresy was hearsay.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 412 views

  22. I'm sorry, madam, but the early bird special is for the living and your husband's lips are blue and saggy.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 304 views

  23. If Monty Python was right, and every sperm is sacred, then I'm looking at a few billion counts of heresy.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 357 views

  24. When you said we were having Spam for dinner, I didn't expect bowls full of junk email.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 286 views

  25. Don't confuse my intense eye contact for interest in your story. I'm just trying not to stare at your amazing cleavage.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 321 views
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