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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Meet you at the playground. That’s where shit gonna go down. Creepy eyebrows. Trim them, but you don’t know how.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Arrow hit the bull’s eye. “Ouch” said the bull, “why?”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Do you ponder what Hamburglar means by the mumble “robble robble”—is it a grumble of hunger or a harbinger of a stump-sized rump dumper?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. YMCA. Why Men See Cake. Hi men, skin flake. By and large, holes gape.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. So I knew this guy from Nantucket whose penis was so remarkably large in proportion to his torso length that he could fellate himself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. My silk boxer shorts slide sensually up and down the sides of the ball pit in the cool august eve...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. Rolled up phone books make great logs but making a cabin out of them is not recommended for any but true phonefessionals.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. If you want to be the toast of the town you need a lot of bread and a toaster and a town that loves toast to an unusual degree...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. The best way to get back into shape is constant masturbation, because the opposite of letting yourself go is making yourself cum.

    By corky estrada,
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  10. If you flail your pan, you must make your flan in a pail

    By ACER,   
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  11. It's a dog eat dog world out there, even though nobody has ever seen that happen

    By JohnjaminBonson,   
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  12. This man sat down to write a humorous catchphrase. What happened next was

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. It's a dog eat dog world out there especially in my line of work, professional dog eating

    By JohnjaminBonson,   
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  14. It's a dog eat dog world out there, even though they said I couldn't teach the old ones new tricks.

    By JohnjaminBonson,   
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  15. Dogs eat other dogs all the time, and that's just the world we live in

    By JohnjaminBonson,   
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  16. Bad day at the races, I put all my money on the gray horse, stupid thing took off running and my money flew everywhere!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Listen, I don't want to blow my own horn here but I'm kinda the best bully in this orchestra, so give me your trumpet, nerd!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. As Commander Riker dangled by his underwear from the flagpole, he truly couldn't believe it. He had been hoisted by his own Picard.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Don’t blink. I know just what you’re seeing. So please stop, constrain me. I know your little turds.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. The destroyer destroyed my already destroyed toy boy broiler, the damn heathen.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. My button is an outtie/ my johnson is an innie/ everynight I scream/ why won't someone help me

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  23. EMPLOYEE MEMO: under no circumstances may the fertility clinic garbage be referred to as the "cum dumpster".

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Colostomy-Caused-Claustrophobia constantly creates crappy/cramped chaos consternation.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. All roads lead to Rome but fortunately for the Romans everyone acts like them when they are there

    By JohnjaminBonson,
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