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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why yes, I am the Colonel. But you can call me El Colon.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Well my name is Corny Cornhole and Iā€™m here to say / Yo mamma likes my Corn Cob in special way

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 298 views

  3. catch me southmouth-side

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 400 views

  4. Every cloud has a silver lining. Wait, no. Silver's not involved at all. Sorry I was acting like a cloud expert when really I don't know Jack Shit!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Mr. Myers, The script is great, I just feel like maybe we could punch-up the "Do I make your baby horny" line.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. They call it Panda Express but it took them hours to procure me the panda meat I requested. God bless 'em though, they did it and they did it well.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 411 views

  7. Two in the pink, dirty dishes in the sink.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. When you drop a bar of soap, did you dirty the soap or clean the floor?

    By dhxlive,
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  9. If beef aloney, and beef in the moody...beef jerky.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 550 views

  10. The barber shop called, they want their hair cut back, and the $12. You just walked out without paying, you jerk.

    By dhxlive,
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    • 375 views

  11. Put wheels on everything around you, then tell everyone to roll with it.

    By dhxlive,
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  12. Since tomato is a fruit, ketchup is a jam.

    By dhxlive,
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    • 336 views

  13. Finally, the credits!

    By dhxlive,
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    • 353 views

  14. There was trace DNA found at the crime scene. I can't fault them for it though. DNA is very tough to draw freehand.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  15. Call me crazy, but a more accurate diagnosis would be 'mentally deranged'.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. I know they say "measure twice, cut once" but this mohel's measuring for the seventh time & it's starting to creep me out.

    By Funky DelPueblo,
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  17. Here's where I draw the line...and then a circle; now four shorter lines, and voila, I've got a stick figure!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. If you can't denim, pants 'em

    By dhxlive,
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  19. Frankly, I'd like to know just how many "Sauls" Jesus turned into "Pauls" over the course of 33 years!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  20. my other show is a Hollywood Handbook...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. I'm a Spanish mother, not a stuttering Chinese cellist

    By Yo Mama,
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  22. A bottle of red. A bottle of white. I finally found an enabler. Marry me. Or atleast drive me home. I can't stand. I have two first names.

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  23. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but with our new fish rewards program, you'll get a second fish every tenth day

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 331 views

  24. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Man, I didn't know Britain leaving the EU was gonna be this big of a change!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 409 views

  25. With Friends like these, who needs enemies? I have 10 seasons on DVD box set, I don't need anybody!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 325 views
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