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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What came first chicken or the road? More importantly, does it really fit to end our movie about dancing like this?

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  2. The early bird gets the worm but recognizes its no longer relevant to dance like that

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  3. Why did the chicken cross The Road? Cause Cormac McCarthy is for the birds

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  4. Whats up, hut dog? Welcome to Doughboys. I'm racist Mitch and my partner is Cuck Wiger.

    By BrianMichael,   
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  5. Punching in need of Joke 42-X-3B: Peter Cotton/Poly Blend Tale.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. If you were caught by a super sexual zombie if would likely blow your mind and then your brain.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. Shakespeare AKA The Immortal Bard used to dominate on the playground growing up! The called him The Play Right Playwright.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Call me an optimist but I prefer "Watership Up", "Angela's Cozy Fire" and "To Life a Mockingbird."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. I've heard of a lightning bolt but a lightning nut!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. I'm fit as a fiddle, which my doctor tells me is a terribly unhealthy shape for a human body to be.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. I got Bulge but I'm not Ray Bolger.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. I made my calculator say boobies. Now that's all it says, and it grew arms and is behaving pretty inappropriately.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. It may look easy but eating sandwiches and watermelon slices outside on a blanket is no picnic.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Today is the perfect day to build a time machine so you can prevent yourself from joking about the movie "I, Robot" next Christmas.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  15. If I've told you once I've told you a million times, I don't understand the difference between very small and very large numbers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. I'm just spitballing here but what about an old-timey Romanian Blacula? Also, sorry about all those spitballs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. My favorite Disney princess is Esther, the grizzled old cleaning woman I found chained up backstage on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. If by 'street cred' you mean pockets full of gummy barracudas, then yeah, I got tons.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  19. First I was afraid I was petrified, then I realized I was just ossified and stuck in a dead-end gig as a David S. Pumpkins backup dancer.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. If “Can you name something yellow and delicious?” is the answer to the question “If corn is the answer, then what is the question?”, then what is the

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. If you love corn and you know it shake your ears / If you love corn and you know it shake your ears / If you love corn and you know it then your turds

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Ball? Peen? Hammer? This Home Depot used to be a Sandwich shop!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  23. With friends like these, who needs enemas? Severely constipated people with impacted bowels, that's who!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  24. Milk does a body good, buy hydrofluoric acid will begin dissolving skin, muscle, and bone almost immediately upon contact.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  25. These glasses make your butt look big.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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