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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I shit my sheets, my sheets I shit, upon my shitted sheets I sleep.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. I just rolled in from the prairie and boy is my weed tumbled.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Let's agree to disagree if that's alright with you? Oh, it isn't? In that case, I am out of ideas and paradoxes.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  4. well you can put a hat on a duck just dont expect it to be very good at making lemon meringue

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Mommy! Mommy! Bobby Wasabi is on Prince Salami's llama trolley

    By cornbuggy,
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  6. The future is shemale

    By Hobo Grammar,   
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  7. The premis of Star Trek was to boldly go where no man had gone before, in a well-constructed starship & a poorly constructed sentence.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  8. I have a strong feeling that I've stabbed a pin through a doll version of you before. Must be deja voodoo.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. Yeah well I'll have you know in some parts of the world mustard is considered an aphrodisiac, mom!

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Second biggest? Got your nose!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. In Soviet Russia, nong heys you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I'll never forget this very special ep—or my name isn't whatever my name is.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Slow down there, Mr. Backwards Walkingman—you’re getting way behind of yourself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. improv class alumni: hoooooo!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. I can't believe that is your natural hair color. And it just grows right out of your butthole like that, huh? Gorgeous.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. If you want to be my lover, you have to get with my friends because I'm part of a sex slave ring, and I'm not suppose to get attached to clients.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  17. Who let the dogs out? Who, who, - no but seriously they haven't been seen in hours and there's coyotes in those woods.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  18. If life is a highway and every mile marker is another year lost, I'm looking for the nearest exit that has a Popeye's in the vicinity.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  19. Life is like a box of chocolates because most people are sweet, we're all shades of brown, and looks can be deceiving.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  20. If you're "a soul man", shouldn't you be called The Soul Brothers? Come on guys!

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  21. Thanks for your efforts in collecting this sample of tiger semen. For future reference, though, it's much easier if you tranquilize them first

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Movies would have us believe men should be cool & women should be hot. Therefore, at best, movie romances are room temperature.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  23. I should have known not to travel four years into the future, but I guess hindsight is 2020

    By Chop Blockerman,   
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  24. I got this. And by "this" I mean AIDS. And by "got" I mean "gave you"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Sometimes a brand name becomes the generic term for a product. These facial tissues, for example, are more commonly known as Jizz Rags™

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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