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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ironically, Craig T. Nelson always flies first class

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Won't wheel the meals, if you don't deal the feels.

    By jugglerAndrew,
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  3. Rusty door hinges make for squeaky 1st impressions. What the he'll, put it there!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  4. "Never shit in your bed" is what mom had said, so I shit in hers instead.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  5. Beggars can't be Hoosiers. Mr. Hackman has a very strict rule about this, I'm sorry.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. To his dying day, Dr. Jones held onto his belief that the earth is actually short round

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Foot lick Friday’s are back y’all! For ten minutes get a foot lick dipstick for only a penny.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Ownership is 95% of the law, the remaining 5 percent is anti-psychic legislation

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. Rest in pieces of Reese’s peanut butter pie because that shit’s delicious.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. “Frogger had a horrible life” the neighbor said. “He was always risking his life to prove his worth to his hamster lover.”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Shuck my cob, you fuck man.

    By DirkSteele,
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  12. No males on sundays! Come back on female free wednesday for all your tasty fried gherkin needs

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. 'Ergo me hair blows,' the scarecrow cried werewolf.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  14. Cats never tap, Styrofoam never sweats, and crabs will make you itch unless you catch them with a net.

    By Scam Elliot,   
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  15. Trends come and go, but it seems like kids everywhere love Lady Gaga and the Goo Goo Dolls!

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  16. X said he was going to give it to me, but he just left a slip on my door. Now I have to take a bus to go pick it up.

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  17. If it was a snake it woulda bit me. jk. It was a snake and it did bite me, loser.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Four legs good, two legs bad. Three legs, more info needed

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Harvey Wallbanger? Harvey barely even knows her, but that's never stopped him before. He's a Weinstein, dammit!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. I wish this restaurant had a no-fly list

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. It's all fun and games until your kid goes to an out of state college. Then it's booze and swingers parties

    By JoeJaffa,
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  22. Does "Axe-Wielding" count as one word I can use when describing myself...?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Give me Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happyness. Those are my desert island movie choices.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. Stuffed Doomsday Preppers are delicious, nutritious and bootylicious.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. In the inevitable "Howard the Duck" remake how many minutes in before a "duck face" photo joke?

    By JordanMaywood,
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