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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Always look on the bright side, easy for you to say, you don't have cataracts.

    By dhxlive,
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  2. All bets are off, the casino is having a power outage.

    By dhxlive,
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  3. If you spell spelling backwards you may have dyslexia

    By dhxlive,
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  4. In like Flynn but not in that way

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Oswald Copplepot that Endswald Copplepot.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Jason, are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so, Scott, but if you let Stewie from Family Guy host the show, won't he get a big head?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a human, then it's probably just my Dad, and yes it's safe to throw bread at it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. I don't know if beauty's only skin deep, but I can say with absolute certainty, that my booty is only 3 thin mints deep.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Jason, are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so, Scott, but if it was Heynong Woman, wouldn’t the t-shirt be sexist?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Corn is nature’s turd bling.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Aw, shucks—you didn't have to peel all that corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. We need to talk about corn, Kevin.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. For some,the war never ended. For others,it never began. Then there are those who can only masturbate to certain cloud formations.This is their story.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Fear the beard, Wave after the shave, the fear is now clear.

    By dhxlive,
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  15. ABC used to be as easy as 1-2-3, unless you're up against John Cena. He always kicks out at 2.

    By dhxlive,
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  16. Don't worry. There's plenty of fish in the can.

    By dhxlive,
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  17. ohmygod, ohmygod! I thought you said you were allergic to 'peanuts'! Do you have an epipen handy?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. A beer distributor and a pretzel salesman walk into a bar...

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. They call me the 'can opener'. I don't think I need to tell you why.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. Holy macaroni your pepperoni is bologna Tony

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  21. My other car is a bumper sticker with an engine

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  22. Never ask the Property Brothers about the other Property Brother, Sloth Property.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. B.I.N.G.O, B.I.N.G.O, B.I.N.G.O, is an acronym for Bergschtoop’s Inverted Nipple Gangrene Occlusion. Looks like you’ve done it again, Dr. House!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. You're preaching to the choir, which is good because the choir has been too busy singing to pay attention to the preacher.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. announcing jesus as the king of the jews was the original oscars' slip up

    By KrangkaDelic,
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