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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Herald Angels are singing "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" in the song "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing".

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  2. A cowardly cow herd heard word of bird turds on Aunt Gertrude’s worst fur girdle.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Once allegations against Charlie Sheen start coming out, you'll know Hollywood has hit bottom.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. this roadside voter pride davy crockett nonprofit gourmet chocolate party rocket is now open for biscuits.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. Fonzie first ate fondu in '52: while Korea knew no peace he sampled hot cheese

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Welcome to Comedy Fang! Fang! The show where we talk to interesting people and then bite them to death.​

    By ratingsjedi,
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  7. By the power of Greyskull, I have the power…to just say no to drugs!

    By ratingsjedi,
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  8. Next time you’re having a bad day, just remember… Screech from Saved by the Bell has a giant schlong.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  9. When life give you lemons, and you eat a lot of them, of course, you’re liable to turn into a lemon head, which is a darn good candy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Clammy hands caressed the ribs, and not all who wandered became lost, that is, except for the albino class ferret.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. I thrust trustee 3's in their trust trees with my busting tusk, b.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Foosball just hasn't been the same since I caught Doctor Octopus playing with himself.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. I'm big into fencing, but not the kind with swords, and not the kind with stolen goods, and not the chain link kind neither.

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. If babies are bald, why aren't they much, much older?

    By Schnickpot,
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  15. Thunder is my only friend but lightning is my gentleman.

    By Schnickpot,
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  16. Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!

    By Schnickpot,
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  17. i derobe me probe across the globe and jab it hither; too and fro

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Don't believe the hype, do believe the Skype, and watch out for that wascally wabbit, dagnabbit, force of habit.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  19. Pickle me this, has Jodie Foster ever played an imposter?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Guy Fieri is a true American Hero, according to Shel Silverstein’s new book, “Guy Fieri: A True American Hero.”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. gooey semen, k?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. The time to strike was upon us. The fortress stood weaker than rice. I poked the fur of the burger liqueur and fed the pink penis some lice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. The G. in Warren G. Harding stands for Gamaliel. How fucked up is that?

    By FlynnGermain,
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  24. if your peanut's not uncut, get out of my butt smut

    By FlynnGermain,
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  25. It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is Hermann Göring. It's Nazi Hunter Nursery Rhyme time!

    By SideofMcG,
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