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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't have a cow eat my shorts, man!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. I've got a nice sauvignon blanc for you if you’re willing to work the night shaft down at the local scrotal wine and more

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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    • 319 views

  3. Bitch better not touch my human teeth mosaic

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  4. That's canon, this is canon, that's a band with Michael Shannon, here's an organ B3 Hammond, there's a land of simple slammin' grooves.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. Salt and pepper shakers are the worst invention since salad tongs

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Smooth move ex-LAX employee who has started his own removalist company and helped me move a couch from my parents place

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. Why do I have to keep hearing about all these defectors from North Korea? Let them shit in peace!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. A man is nothing without his family...unless he has obscene wealth and several mistresses.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. My catchphrases can't be shit because I write about what I know and I don't know shit

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  10. i see them buy freedom fries while keen Shem cries, my wee hen-bride

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. What’s the haps with your craps

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Assuming I live that long, I can go from 0 to 60 in 60 years.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. I can smell your bellybutton. You ate Spaghettios earlier, didn’t you?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Angel in the street. Angel in the sheets. Hi my name is Angel. I'm in the Ku Klux Klan and I'm outside your house right now.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Discussing penis reduction surgery is the only appropriate time to say, "I wish I had a child's penis."

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  16. The Vlasic stork delivered my baby. It's a Dill!

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  17. I was receiving a blow job and shouted, "Full Steam Ahead!" Now I have burns on my penis.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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    • 436 views

  18. My dumb dog is scared of the vacuum cleaner, come to think of it, so am I. I don't know why we painted those spooky ghosts on there.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 298 views

  19. A Dick York in the streets but a Dick Sargent in the sheets

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Give me liberty, and deliver me the liver please.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Some say yay for the toupee

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 357 views

  22. Get off that internet so I can use the phone!

    By CarlSjuniorJr,
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  23. indeed, the question we should be asking is: what, if anything, is actually up in that hot dog?

    By ieatpants,
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  24. Do you see, we are equal in the dark. It is only our voices that echo the cabbage, now check this dope blacklight and laser.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 423 views

  25. It will be a cold day in hell before you know it, climate change is a bitch.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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