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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I licked a frog in the boondocks, lost my dog and my tube socks, and watched a goblin drop logs in Kenny Loggins’ toboggan.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. There’s no easy way to tell you that your hamster jumped under my car tire as I was backing out and has been plastered to it for a week, but it did.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. The rubbery ring the man received from the nice woman in the red light district was stuck on him for decades, until he passed it on to his beloved son

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Casino caribou topplings. Scrub the buff shanty whack

    By slimsalad,
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  5. Appending ovums in ironbark hypnosis; taught dauntingly jackshaft thresher

    By slimsalad,
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  6. Where’s down, cold cat? Happy Opposite Day, ya maniac.

    By MattroJennz,
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  7. strongholds come and go, but a frankish castle will never fall.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I borrowed James Cameron's sub to prove I'm no scrub. For everyone will swoon when I locate Neptune's poon. Join my Facebook grouper for updates!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Chicken Little plays the fiddle. Papa's got the flu. Mama fires up the griddle. I watch "We Bought a Zoo".

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. If you've been affected by any of the issues in this week's Comedy Bang Bang then you've somehow mastered time travel - this is the start.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. We're jammin'. And I hope you like jammin' too. Cause grandma has a basement full of these damn strawberries, they aren't going to preserve themselves

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Shall I compare thee to an ear of corn? Thou art yellower, and more delicious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I've been baking this turd muffin for 'bout a week now. Where's my celebrity cookery show?

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Endor? I barely Ewok whore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. This is a catchphrase read by an idiot, referencing corn, signifying nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Oh, baby, you like that? You like it when I fuck you like that? Say my name. Say Scotty's fuckin' name, baby. Oh yes, goddamnit, yes. Don't stop! OH!

    By 163688548,
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  17. And so, we've finally come to the end, the final sentence of the famous book entitled THE GREAT GATSBY.

    By 163688548,
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  18. Not all poems rhyme, but all of the good ones do, so when I find the time I like to match a sound or two

    By 163688548,
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  19. Well, that was it, the last of the catchphrases in the "catchphrase" note on my phone that I started 7 months ago and stopped checking the next day

    By 163688548,
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  20. Ooh, baby, I like it raw. Yeah baby, I like it raw! Dearest waitress, give me salmon sashimi or give me death.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Matisyahu married Mott the Hoople, I looked it up on Matisgoogle!

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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  22. Hook up with local singles near you right now

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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  23. I’d like to take this time to say I did it—I ate the raw balloon tuna while watching 3:10 to Yuma.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. If you can't say anything, Nice!

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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  25. There’s nothing quite like visiting the city of lights—The Big Apple—and...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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