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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Presbyterian minister Angus Young is the only god fearing illusionist I'm inviting to the party and if you don't like it, pork pie hats to you

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. This Holiday, give your loved ones the gift of your funny little truth

    By Regular Human Name,
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  3. Mistletoe? No, that's garlic, this holiday party is strictly vampire-free!

    By Regular Human Name,
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  4. All I want for Christmas is more pop music covers of Christmas songs

    By Regular Human Name,
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  5. Hey guy, nice pit stains! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm your host Cock Blockerman.

    By BarnHen,
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  6. An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But rest assured the doctors are coming...

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. I emptied my mud butt in your mud hut, so feel free to leave a Hershey squirt in my wooden yurt. Coming soon to HGTV!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. If that cheater cheetah deserts his desserts I'll find him fined for four cents, make sense, Mike?

    By kev-bot 4000,
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  9. I saw The Cranberries back when they were a puddle of mud.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Floyd’s far-fetched financial fiasco flung fungus funds into a fiscal funk, forcing Frannie’s Farm’s to forfeit the Fort Phillips Family Fair.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. I’m a little teapot short and stout / Here is my handle, here is my anthropomorphic prolapsed anus

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Frosty the Oldman was a bitter, hateful soul, with a corncob hemorrhoid, a button-sized melanoma on his nose and one cloudy, wandering eye.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Happy New Year you piece of shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Monsieur, might I trouble you for an open-faced urethra sandwich?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Shape shifters are no match for the cast of Teen Mom OG and their plastic surgery adventures.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Hey salty seadog, the cut of your jib really hoists my mizzenmast

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  17. Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Early in the morning

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  18. Waylon Jennings claims the be a rambln' man, but he is actually quite concise

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  19. There's more gravy than grave about you, I yell as I attempt to bury Colonel Sanders

    By DevonElson,
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  20. Welcome to Comedy Winter Wonderbang! I’m your mostly toasty host, Smock Frockerman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Twas the night before and to all a good night.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. For years my polio was misdiagnosed as just having a bad attitude

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  23. foe pa always be misspeakin, po ma be always piss leakin, brobro be buggin sisssiss be huggin, everybody loves raymond.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. I just met you and this is crazy but please bend over and accept my gravy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Spoiler alert, those porgs love to fuck.

    By Shampoodler,
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