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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m as busy as a one-legged man in a gnawing-your-one-remaining-leg-off contest.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 412 views

  2. criss cross will make ya dump dump

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 381 views

  3. Medium, Long Island medium, but like an extra large in the Bronx.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 354 views

  4. I'm rubber and you're glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 278 views

  5. The fine monk is wine drunk and going for a slam dunk

    By Spuggz,
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    • 271 views

  6. dont struggle with the snuggle - make peace with my snake, please

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 707 views

  7. putting the T.N.T. in taint since 1970-aint

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 738 views

  8. Fertility doctor said I'm probably a one-hit wonder because of my Cumbawamba.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 371 views

  9. Gentlemen, start your engines. Ladies, start your lady engines. The Bang starts now.

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 395 views

  10. This is your egg. This is your egg on drugs.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 310 views

  11. If a dog is a man's best friend, is a hot dog a hot man's best friend?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 316 views

  12. Hey! How about you take a chill pill, shut the fuck up, and enjoy some goddamn comedy.

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 476 views

  13. What do you mean you’re not my real father? Wait… am I *your* real father??

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 389 views

  14. Papa's piteous puddin' protrudes so Mama's micturating muffin's marooned on the foul phallic atol of a blustering buffoon!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 678 views

  15. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't sing "High Hopes" in a hospice, apparently

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 278 views

  16. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't lick eggs in the supermarket, apparently

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 335 views

  17. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't call the mayor "Your Yawner" in front of his kids, apparently

    By Karkle Cocoon,
    • 0 replies
    • 280 views

  18. Wenceslas: Good king, bad name

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 496 views

  19. Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared, and that crushing feeling of depression means life beat you down into submission.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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    • 491 views

  20. If you're listening to this and you survived the catchphrase wars, tell Greazey Bob that I love her.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 347 views

  21. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a man two fish and you'll feed him for two days. And so on...It's pretty basic math actually.

    By Señor Butt,
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    • 406 views

  22. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he’s a braaaaaaand newwwwww carrrrr!!!

    By Sammyfein,
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    • 526 views

  23. shadow dolphins too and fro, jellulated jodpurs just to get up and go, nelly is your bondsman kneeling by the shore lets get a whore lets get a whore

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 708 views

  24. She recommended / that I order the fish / “Ma’am, I’m a dolphin / I’ve already eaten that dish”

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 482 views

  25. I wanna wish you a merry christmas, from the bottom of my heart. Feliz Navidoggy

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 442 views
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