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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. On today’s show, we welcome Bjorn Cjornson, President of the Association of Scandinavian Socialist Maize-Obsessed Pedagogues—aka A.S.S.M.O.P.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. By smashing subatomic maize nuclei, scientists at C.O.R.N. have discovered the Cob Particle—turning the scientific world on its ear.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. To be or not to be, is that a question? Sounds more like a choice. Buy a dictionary, Shake dude!

    By fredsolo,
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  4. Now, I see here on your application you attended Rock-Rock-Rock-Rock Rock and Roll High School. Unfortunately they lack Ac-Ac-Ac-Ac Accreditation.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. mirror, mirror on the ceiling, who's that schlub who's softly squealing?

    By MattyWox,
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  6. Be the queen of the scene! Try Dr. Kareem Gene's Genie Jean Cream!

    By MattyWox,
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  7. For the last time, Captain Caveman is not gay. He is pansexual, it's an entirely different thing and I support it.

    By fredsolo,
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  8. With the world the way it is, it's got to be the way the world is.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. She's got dumps like a truck full of overweight caribou blubber bagels. Or so I heard.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. These is Paul bottoms, these is Blarty shoes

    By TromboneLongy,
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  11. Why would I ever pay airfare again when I can just switch my phone into airplane mode?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Thank you all for coming to our house for this performance. We're the Stationary Willburys.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. You've got to try my five alarm chili, I melted down all the smoke detectors in my house to make it.

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  14. Jimmy cracked corn? Jimmy barely knew corn!

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  15. She puts her hand in the bowl of warm creamed corn when she means yes. What she does when she means no will blow your mind!

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  16. In the land of the cornless, the one-eared man is king.

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  17. Please read us my niece's thesis on Reese's Pieces

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  18. Regarding sex acts with puppets, Jeff's Done 'em.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Hey Joan Jett, Will you stop making that guy put dimes in our jukebox. It only takes quarters and if you don't have any, SCRAM!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Personally I'm more of a Carrie, because my first period gave me telekinetic powers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Wasn't you, huh? Methinks the Shaggy doth protest too much. Also you're butt naked, banging right in front of me, on a filthy bathroom floor no less.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. I think my favorite character's always been He-Man, because they right... He man.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Batman has bats. Ratman has rats. What the heck does Scatman have?

    By Cold Bush,
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  24. You don't like prunes and I don't like raisins. Let's go on a date.

    By Tubasocks,
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  25. Moan on my bone or leave me alone.

    By BarnHen,
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