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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. They say live each day like it's your last. But why do they never say last each day like it's your live?

    By Prtyshrt,
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    • 315 views

  2. He's making a list. He's checking it twice; He's gonna find out... He's gonna find out.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 421 views

  3. Team cheese makes the cream cheese.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Life’s a bitch. Then you don’t marry one and you’re son’s a bastard!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. My cassette deck; your toast. What do they have in common? They’re both loaded with Pearl Jam. Have a great breakfast!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. Brought to you by Francis Scott. The Key to a healthy sense of national pride.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. My neck, my back. Attach a cat to my crack

    By fredsolo,
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  8. valedictorian tumours affect thousands of children a year

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. I look at my reflection in the microphone and know myself for the first time.

    By wzhill9,
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  10. Making her way downtown walking fast, faces pass, and she's zoo-bound

    By wzhill9,
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  11. Infectious laughter? See, that's why I don't have my kids vaccinated.

    By SuperG3663,
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  12. Poor Grover Cleveland, spent so much of his time explaining to the nation that he was neither muppet nor city that he didn't pass a single bill.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Spy vs. Spy vs. Dwindling magazine sales vs. Eyesight too bad to see those small doodles in the margins vs. MAD Magazine, is that even still a thing?

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. The only legitimate reason to buy a shipping company is to require every Captain in your fleet to legally change their last name to "Beefheart".

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Who has 36 thumbs and has a listener of this podcast mailing them severed thumbs? I do. The authorities have been notified.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. The case was a slam dunk. The victim was a slam dunk. The judge, a slam dunk? What the heck is going on in this volleyball game?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Dave shmave fell in a cave, and I really don’t know how

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  18. Vitamins are birds

    By fredsolo,
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  19. Jimmy Carter Carver cracked peanut corn butter, and I’m really confused, but I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. When I was a child, I spake as a child. But when I became a man, I still spake as a child, and after years of spake therapy I finally spake normally

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody’s jokes are lame.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. If only I had been able to avoid the Noid, those orphans would still be alive

    By fredsolo,
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    • 255 views

  23. If only I had been able to avoid the Noid, those orphans would still be alive

    By fredsolo,
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    • 296 views

  24. If only I had been able to avoid the Noid, those orphans would still be alive

    By fredsolo,
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    • 287 views

  25. I'll never forget the day I told my grandmother she should do a solo sky dive at the age of 92.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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