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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. On today’s show, the author of Scott Aukerman’s autobiography, “Slingin’ Tent: The Scott Auckerman Story”—it’s Scott Auckerman!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Captain’s Log: Having laboriously exited the Brown Hole of Cornshart Nine, we’ve set course for the TP Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. No, no, not the Phillips head screwdriver, the Frankenstein's monster's head screwdriver!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  4. Can I ask you two questions including this one?

    By Autastic,
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  5. I'M THE BIGGEST GODDAMN POTATO PEELER TYCOON YOU'LL NEVER HOPE TO MEET... THAT'S WHO!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. It seems to me that if you live your life like a candle in the wind, you’ll get blown a lot.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. Please don't @ me if you just want to # me!

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. He died doing what he loved, telling everyone his chest hurt.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. This is the cow that kicked the dog that bit the cat that ate the ceviche that was in the detached studio that Jack built for his shitty band.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. A dark night in a midwestern state without an ethanol subsidy. But one man is still lobbying the Agriculture subcommittee—Cob Kernelman, Corn Advocate

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. "Comedy Bang Bang: The show where we used to talk to interesting people."

    By Riddle_Face,   
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  12. Call me by your name, but only two times if your name is beetlejuice.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. If you like the great taste of Totino's Pizza Rolls, you'll love the way I grunt and moan as I eat them

    By Sovereign Space Boy,
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  14. When Jimmy finds the corn / He must crack it / When the maize has dried too long / Jimmy cracks it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. It's hard to wrangle a Dwayne that dangles.

    By BarnHen,
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  16. Get back, Martha Faulkner, you don't know me like that!

    By BarnHen,
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  17. Richter? Damn near killed 'er!

    By Shanks Akimbo,
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  18. One for the money, two for the show, matcha tea to get heady bro, whoa, whoa, whoa.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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  19. Captain’s log: approximately seven inches, firm, greenish brown, flecks of undigested replicator corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. If life gives you marmals, make marmalade.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. People who live in glass houses should have hired better contractors. Put some bricks in there why don't ya!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  22. After lots of statistical data and research and regardless what Scott Aukerman says, Comedy Bang Bang is that kind of show.

    By SuperG3663,
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  23. Excited for lobsterfest over here.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  24. Astronomy? I'd rather have pastronami. Pastrami, I want some pastrami.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. Mo Coffee Mo Bowel Movements

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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