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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I may just have to spank your child if he keeps giving my hamster those damn sexy eyes. My hamster is easily coaxed into sex.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Seriously, though—what’s up with corn dogs? Where’s the corn? Where’s the dog?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Carrie Underwood's scary under there. I just made you say "Carrie Underwood's scary underwear." Buy Barenaked Ladies' new album.

    By lilgaryunger,
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  4. All that Vegemite didn’t sit with me right, and now I’ve got a case of the down under didgeridoo doos in my underoos.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. In Soviet Russia, goosebumps give you music

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. What in the sweet cornhole-lovin’ knuckle-balled wormfood-dispensin' Jesus bobblehead is this show anyway?!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I covered my other lover in chunky peanut butter, and it made my girlfriend totally jelly.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. They say you can’t go back, so I just left my new laptop at that coffee shop.

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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  9. Well I’m running down the road tryin’ to loosen my load—annnnd there it goes. Note to self: no prune & corn oil smoothies before morning run.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Shampoodler for my real friends, and real poodles for my sham friends.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  11. I'm still writing Dunston on all my Checks Ins

    By allenpwilliams,
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  12. Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but I be in the b-hole of this booty.

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  13. Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets. And now here's Tom with a look at sports

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Hey baby, I'd love to rearrange the alphabet. And I have loads of other bad ideas too!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Listen George, I've been here almost two years and, try as I might, you simply refuse to wake-up. I'm afraid I must break with the Go-Go accord.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Call me crazy but I've got a thing for being gaslit.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Out of sight, out of mind, like the bird in my behind.

    By ashinyobject,
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  18. We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because that sonofabitch hit me in the eye like a pizza pie and I want payback.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Are you a can-of-corn or a can’t-of-corn?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Rock and roll McDonalds. Big Bush Burger King. Wet my whistle Wendy’s. Penetrate the Subway ring.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. The Mary Tyler Moore, the Mary Tyler Merrier

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Not to be offensive, but say what you want... LITERALLY. Coming this Fall to a theater near you.

    By Sammyfein,
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  23. Time to fire up the ol’ tackle box and get tacklin’

    By Sammyfein,
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  24. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight, it makes us feel better about our poor design choice, putting a clock in the center of the room.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. You brushed against me on the sidewalk? Consider it like post-1997 Earth, No Biggie.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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